Millennial Describes 40-Year-Old Self As Over The Hill In Terms of Social Media

Jesse Cipollone, owner of a popular Wilton hot-dog eatery called Dog Daze cafe. has told Wilton Patch that he’s not much of a social media hound, having just celebrated his fourth decade and all.

Actual Cipollone quote:

The man was born in ‘82 (the year of E.T., Gandhi, The Thing and The Verdict) and he’s already in love with being a past-his-prime, “internet who?” Gabby Hayes guy?

Let history record that Cipollone was the first Millennial (1981 to 1997) to self-identify this way. All my life I’ve thought of Millennials as internet whiz kids. I’ve never met one who isn’t.

Google has Dog Daze (713 Danbury Road, Wilton, CT) in 62nd place on its list of the 100 best hot-dog joints in the U.S.

The seller of Google’s #1-rated hot dog cuisine in the entire country is Billy’s hotdog cart, a Manhattan business which operates on Central Park West between the upper 80s and 90s.

I’m not finding the actual Google list, but the top 15 are all (or mostly) located in the New York area. What about Pink’s?

The tastiest hot dogs I’ve ever had are the spicy ones sold in Toronto. The dogs are sliced up to allow for fuller flavor.