The boat sailed on this Michael Bay/rejected Dark Knight script parody four or five days ago. It may as well have been posted last May. The world has moved on. But it’s funny so here it is anyway. Posted by Jared on www.spill.com.
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The boat sailed on this Michael Bay/rejected Dark Knight script parody four or five days ago. It may as well have been posted last May. The world has moved on. But it’s funny so here it is anyway. Posted by Jared on www.spill.com.
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