Tarzan can’t part his hair with a comb. It’s not right. I haven’t seen David YatesThe Legend of Tarzan (Warner Bros., 7.1), but Edgar Rice Burroughs‘ Tarzan was born to a British Lord, right? I know he was referred to in Hugh Hudson‘s Greystoke (’84) as John Clayton. So I get why he’d part his hair if he’s back in England. But not in the jungle, for God’s sake. From a guy who’s seen it: “Tarzan’s hair is parted because the movie starts with him already domesticated and living in London with Jane when he returns to Africa for a diplomatic mission, and this turns into a jungle adventure. The movie is atrocious, by the way.”