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Poster stolen from last night’s riff on the American Health Care Act by Last Week Tonight‘s John Oliver.
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If Metropolis star Brigitte Helm was to somehow return to earth and become a rhythm guitarist in an Austin indie band, this is how she’d look as everyone was tuning up.
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