The Hollywood Reporter‘s Scott Feinberg is reporting that the 94th Academy Awards, slated to air on 3.27.22, will have a host — the first since the 90th Oscars aired in 2017.
And if the Academy honchos understand anything about the culture and how sick people are of Hollywood’s woke bullshit, they’ll go to Dave Chappelle on their knees and beg him to accept the gig. Please, bruh…we’ve gone insane over the last four or five years and have fucked ourselves royally…we’ve isolated ourselves from most of the ticket-buying public, and we need you to save us from our own viral insanity.
The trans community will scream in protest if the Academy taps Chappelle, and that’s fine because Joe and Jane Popcorn don’t give a shit. Nobody wants to give trans people any kind of hard time, but their banshee shrieking and howling is not a popular tune on the hit parade.
Feinberg reminds that Spider-Man: No Way Home star Tom Holland “has expressed interest in hosting the Oscars, and “that the Academy did reach out to him to explore that possibility.” Please, dear God…no!
Whoever is chosen to host the 94th Academy Awards will be investigated by Woke Twitter, and if the prospective host has ever said one “wrong” thing in an interview or tweeted one “incorrect” thing they’ll be killed…dragged and eviscerated and disemboweled by wild dogs. Which is another reason why Chappelle is such a great choice. The twitter wolves have already gone after him and done everything they can to take him down, and he’s still standing.