Sunday, 1.18 update:
Things are suddenly, abruptly looking up for HE’s 2026 GoFundMe Cannes / Venice campaign!
Since posting three or four days ago about things having apparently stalled…that and a subsequent feeling of fuck-me resignation that took hold of my spirit…all of a sudden the campaign rebounded on Friday (1.16), and now the total is just just over the $4K halfway mark.
The stall was my fault because (a) I launched the campaign too quickly after the holiday spending surge with (b) people just now paying off credit card debt and feeling understandably crunched and cautious about other potential spends.
Earnest, down-on-my-knees gratitude to the HE loyalists who coughed up on Friday and Saturday…you saved everything! Hope is an elusive butterfly, but sometimes it just turns around and flies into the net.
I’ve got enough to chip in my share for the Cannes pad ($1500) plus buy the NYC-to-Nice air fare with $1300 or so set aside for the Venice pad. (The NYC-to-Venice air fare can wait.) I’ll keep the current campaign going until, say, Valentine’s Day and see where things are at that point. If the donations haven’t moved I’ll have to figure out the Venice situation in March or April. One step at a time, I’ll get there, etc. The campaign continues!
As it went last year, HE’s 2026 GoFundMe is a double-header. I’m trying to raise enough scratch to attend both the 2026 Cannes Film Festival (Monday, 5.11 thru Saturday, 5.23) and 2026 Venice Film Festival (Wednesday, 9.2 to Sunday, 9.12), and now HE’s 2026 GoFundMe page is up and rolling.
I’m looking to raise $4K per festival or $8K total. Rent, air fare, train fare, low-rent meals, cappucinos, baguettes, etc.
Please remember that I’m not “begging” for dough, as a few haters have claimed. I’m simply attempting to attract donations in a different, far less draining manner than the monthly method used by other webzines and columnists. I’m just asking for a one-off gimmee of $25 or $50 and whatever feels right. HE stopped paywalling this site a couple of years ago, and so the regularly refreshed content is entirely free and wide open, and this — this! — is the only pitch I’m making.
I’ve shed buckets of spiritual blood for this site over the last 21 and 1/2 years. (HE launched in August 2004.) Buckets.
Again, $25 or $50…. whatever’s affordable. Oh, and if you’d rather keep your donation anonymous, please send it to my Venmo account — @gruver56.
Special offer to haters: No name-brand Hollywood columnist has had more darts, steak knives and horse manure flung in his/her direction over the last eight years or so. (Except for poor Sasha Stone — she’s been taking it in the neck since the summer of ’24.) I’ve been routinely shot with thousands upon thousands of sharp arrows by woke fanatics, and boy, do they lay it on! If there are such places as heaven and hell, the HE haters, trust me, will be roasting on a spit in the immediate wake of their demise. This, therefore, is their chance to free their souls. One decent donation and I, for what it’s worth, will offer a measure of charitable forgiveness in the usual…uhm, saintly, turn-the-other-cheek way. The haters may roast anyway because of other (many?) transgressions, but HE-wise their consciences will be clean.


