Jeff Wells

26 years ago I was working as an in-house freelancer at People, and it was a mostly stifling gig, lemme tell ya. The only really “good” thing occured in early ’98 when a married staffer and I began a torrid love affair. The unrelenting emotional anxiety, stress and sensual, deep-navel nirvana lasted until September ’00. Anyway…

Sometime in the late spring of ’97 I pitched a story about the 50th anniversary of the alleged 1947 Hollister motorcycle riot, which inspired Lazlo Benedek‘s The Wild One (’53) and launched that iconic image of a hog-striding Marlon Brando with the shades and motorcycle cap.

The idea was that a team (myself and another People reporter) would attend the annual Hollister 4th of July rally and interview as many bikers as we could, and try and cobble together some kind of historical perspective piece that would commemorate the first time that mainstream Americans had heard about rowdy, beer-drinking ruffians rumbling around and agitating the locals.

People‘s New York editors approved the trip and off we went. And we gave it our very best, interviewing 20 or 25 bikers plus taking snaps and running all over town. But the article we turned in wasn’t punchy or throttle-y enough, they said. The New York editors were almost angry at us for not slamming it home.

I figured later on that we should have borrowed someone’s pickup truck and organized a dynamic tracking shot of 50 or 75 bikers motoring down a Hollister country road a la Brando, Jerry Paris, Gil Stratton and Lee Marvin. A single photo speaks a thousand words, etc.

I don’t get the alleged “Disney presents Clockwork Orange slash Hunger Games” aesthetic in this just-released White House Christmas video. But it’s fairly clear what the Bidens are saying in posting this.

The last time I checked the U.S. of A. was still a vast melting pot — 95% straight, 59% European descended, 18% Latino, 13.5% African American, 12% Hispanic, 6% Asian, etc. But you’d never know it from this Biden Christmas video, which basically thumbs its nose at mainstream American culture outside the blue urban pockets.

Joe and Jill Biden to rubes: “Our base is mostly, or at least politically speaking, a partly straight but generally Black gay lesbian tutti-fruity tap dancing Glee club…clackety-clack at the White House…none of that Hugh Jackman or Gene Kelly or Fred Astaire-type stuff…this is how we see happy America.”

Translation: We believe in the non-white, non-straight urban vote. White schlubbo bumblefucks can do what they want or vote how they want, but this is who we are.

HE emphatically agrees with three 2023 trophies passed out today by the Chicago Film Critics Association — Poor Things‘ Emma Stone and The Holdovers‘ Paul Giamatti for best female and male lead performances, and Giamatti’s costar Da’Vine Joy Randolph for best supporting actress. Yes!

The other awards (including May December‘s bizarrely over-praised Charles Melton for best supporting actor and most promising performer) are basically woke lickspittle.

This is a reach, I realize, but if Harmony Korine “has been coming over” to the North Miami home of Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump “to study the Torah,” then it’s probably within the realm of social possibility that Korine’s employee, former IndieWire critic and editor Eric Kohn and current honcho of Korine’s EDGLRD…it seems at least socially possible that Kohn might also one day break bread with the Kushners somewhere in that region. Imagine…Kohn occupying only a short social spitting distance between himself and The Beast.

There’s a rumor swirling around that Kushner is the main funder of EDGLRD.

Zero enthusiasm for the the slate of the 2024 Sundance Film Festival (January 18–28). I feel nothing….nothing at all. Festival director Eugene Hernandez is doing his level best, I’m sure, but has simply arrived too late in the cycle. Sundance is a shell of its former self.

For roughly 20 to 22 years or so (mid’90s to mid teens) this fabled Park City gathering was heavenly, and certainly more than worth the time, expense and hassle of going there.

My press pass was zotzed by the Robespierres in ’18, but I attended Sundance ’19 anyway and saw films by the grace of publicist pals. For the last four years I haven’t even thought of it.

It was 43 and 1/2 years ago when Robert Redford announced the idea of a Sundance Institute of some sort. He did so during a private chat-and-discussion at Yale University’s Battell Chapel. It happened on Thursday, 5.2.80, and I was right there front and center. I taped the whole thing.

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For at least four years I’ve been calling the Sundance Film Festival a wokester cul de sac…a dead end in itself, a dog in a box. Robert Redford‘s annual Park City gathering was alive and crackling between the early ’90s until 2016, pumping new blood and attitude into Hollywood and in some instances even reaching Average Joe multiplexes — 25 years of vitality.

Then the wokesters began to take over in ’17, and within a year Sundance had become a festival for woke purists. Or, as I wrote in ’18, “a socialist summer camp in the snow…largely about woke-ness and women’s agenda films — healings, buried pain, social ills, #MeToo awareness, identity politics, etc.”

I’ve said this four or five times, only to be met by a consensus view from the HE commentariat that boiled down to “aahh, pipe down… you’re just pissed off because they yanked your press pass.”

But now finally…finally!…a writer director has told The Ankler‘s Richard Rushfield that “the indie Sundance machine” has indeed woked itself into a corner, “creating films that no one wants to see…there’s a reason why you don’t have many indie breakouts because the stuff that has been deemed important is completely out of touch.”

Thank you!! Someone has finally joined me in saying how over the last four years the Robespierre contingent have all but poisoned the indie realm, which is annually celebrated in Park City. Indiewire would rather slit its collective throat that admit this, but now there are two of us…me and this writer-director guy!

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There’s every reason to assume that last week’s research screening of Steve McQueen‘s Blitz, an ensemble narrative about the Nazi bombing of England in the early 1940s, was encouraging to all concerned.

A viewer told World of Reel‘s Jordan Ruimy that Blitz constituted a “major achievement…both epic and intimate with some jaw-dropping [visual] filmmaking [chops].”

London filming began in November 2022; shooting also took place in Greenwich last February.

Perhaps a Cannes premiere six months hence? McQueen is a friend of that festival.

The Blitz cast includes Saoirse Ronan, Leigh Gill, Harris Dickinson, Erin Kellyman, Stephen Graham, Paul Weller, Kathy Burke, Benjamin Clementine, Hayley Squires= and Sally Messham.

Brian Becker and Marley McDonald‘s Time Bomb Y2K is a fully archived (no present-tense interviews) recap of the bizarre concerns within media and governmenty circles that were felt throughout ’99 about the Big Turnover from the 20th to 21st Century.

“Bizarre” because nobody I knew expressed the slightest concern about any of it. (I listened to the frettings of one or two Nervous Nellies…nothing.) The kids and I flew to Europe in late December. We stayed in Paris (a little place on rue Durantin in Montmartre), Brussels and in the medieval town of Rothenberg, Germany, and then returned to Paris for a New Year’s Eve crescendo. Nobody cared, all cool, nothing happened, etc.

Jamie Lee Curtis‘s praising of Taylor Swift happened some time ago, but it inspired a kneejerk response today. I tapped this out at 7:30 am this morning:

She’s not a “fantastic talent.” Swift has obviously tapped into something huge over the years, despite what any fair-minded critic would be forced to call a mediocre musical repertoire (with the exception of ‘Lover” and two or three others).

Sorry, man, but her music just doesn’t have the punchy hooks or the occasional angularity or the exciting textures and all those side doodles, mad swerves and whizzing fastballs that we expect from major performers.

But you know what? The Swifties like what she’s serving just fine. Because they are uncencumbered by taste.

Swift’s songs lack soul, depth, complexity, even occasional stabs at poetry. She’s a rural singer-songwriter at heart, one who began in he country-music field (which in itself speaks volumes), and who basically sings about ex-boyfriends.

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Killers of the Flower Moon is the most aggressively baity because it’s employing a two-track strategy — (a) standard award-season attributes like important historical subject matter, solemn moral undercurrent, three-hour length and humongous budget plus (b) the woke thing (evil whitey + Native American identity + all hail Montana Blackfeet native Lily Gladstone for having played, very modestly and even unassertively, an Osage native woman…tears leaking from the corners of our eyes). The only other problem is that Killers, despite the enormous effort that went into it, isn’t top-tier Scorsese.

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If I could make Paul Mescal completely disappear (not killed but gently, painlessly transformed into a vapor ghost….a wandering spirit)…if I could get rid of this guy by clapping my hands three times, I would clap my hands three times. Otherwise I mean none harm. I think none harm. I want none harm. I’m just imagining his absence.

On top of which Andrew Scott‘s head is too big for his narrow shoulders, and I don’t like the mint-green-and-white vertically striped shirt.

All Of Us Strangers is a classy, earnestly felt, slightly above-average film about…well, about reimagining Taichi Yamada‘s horror-tinged original to suit a gay agenda, and secondarily about affirming one’s identity with long-dead parents. A decent job.

After seeing it in Telluride three and a quarter months ago a new cinematic term had formulated in my head — “beard-stubble sex scenes.”

Wes Anderson‘s Rushmore, by far his funniest, most dramatically grounded, perfectly composed and most emotionally poignant film, opened commercially on 12.11.98 — a quarter century to the day. It had opened at the New York Film Festival two months earlier, on 10.9.98.

I had just begun writing my Mr. Showbiz column that month, and boy, was I delighted with Rushmore when I saw it out at the Disney lot one night! I was floating when it ended.

Wes, whom I’d known since he hit town with Owen Wilson in ’94, had allowed me to read a copy of the script roughly a year earlier, when I was miserably working at People, and I was pretty happy with it. But the film version represented one of the very few times in my life that a movie turned out to be significantly better than the script. (It usually works the other way around.) When I posted HE’s 150 Greatest American Films list on 7.24.15, I ranked Rushmore as my #8, and I meant it. I still do.

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