What kind of low-rent blonde has it off twice with a famous Hollywood actor and then gives an interview to Us Magazine about it? I’ll tell you what kind. The bumblefuck declasse kind from Texas who calls herself a Lutheran. The kind that mentions Rick Perry in a discussion about presidential candidates and says she doesn’t know if she’ll vote for him.

Whatever happened to the idea that it’s a low-rent thing to kiss and tell? The under-30s have no shame. Let it be known far and wide that Sara Leal and anyone resembling her is profoundly lacking in class and especially character. What a nightmare it must be to be so hungry if not desperate for the slightest glint of blink-and-it’s-over fame that you’d advertise yourself nationwide as a shallow opportunistic mouse who’s probably never read a book or had much of an education and probably doesn’t know who Glenn Kenny is.