A Leap Too Far?

Serious question: If you were a senior Apple TV+ exec, would you advocate pushing full speed ahead for the late ‘22 release of Antoine Fuqua and Will Smith’s Emancipation, an historical chase thriller about a real-life slave named Gordon who had been whipped severely before fleeing a Louisiana plantation?

Or would you step back and furrow your brow and go “hmmm”? Or would you sell it off?

If it was my call, I would say “fuck it…release that sucker and let the chips fall. Smith is flawed, sure, but who isn’t? The press will jump all over him, but how many times can he say ‘I’m deeply ashamed that I did a brutish, asinine thing”? Walk on, stand tall, turn the page and keep saying ‘this is about Gordon, not Will Smith.'”

From Andrew Wallenstein‘s “What It Takes To Break Will Smith Out of Movie Jail“:

Woke Critics Out To Discourage Whiteness and Elgort-ness.

I still haven’t seen J.T. Rogers and Michael Mann‘s Tokyo Vice (HBO Max, 4.7), but I know two things.

One, it’s based on Jake Adelstein‘s “Tokyo Vice: An American Reporter on the Police Beat in Japan” (’09), and is about Adelstein’s working as the first non-Japanese reporter for one of Japan’s largest newspapers.

And two, it is therefore necessary and appropriate to cast a young American actor as Adelstein. Which is partly why Rogers and Mann hired Ansel Elgort for the role.

So far the Rotten Tomatoes score, based on six reviews, is 83% — a better-than-decent rating.

But the score would be higher if it weren’t for certain toxic critics complaining about the casting of Elgort, who continues to be idiotically tarnished by the woke community over non-factual, mob-rule accusations of “sexual assault” — a completely unsupported charge about Elgort having assaulted a 17 year-old named “Gabby” when he was 20, despite every piece of testimony (Twittered and otherwise) indicating that nothing resembling an assault ever happened and that the worst Elgort could be accused of was ghosting Gabby after being intimate with her.

The lowest score of the six is from Slashfilm‘s Josh Spiegel, who merges an anti-Elgort attitude along with some anti-white racism sauce.

In a review titled “A Moody Thriller Saddled By The Elgort Of It All,” Spiegel claims that
Elgort “makes for a very dull and uninvolving lead actor here…when the show begins in 1999, Jake is already well ensconced in Tokyo, having moved from his home state of Missouri…while he has quickly fallen in love with Tokyo’s culture, he has a very specific goal: becoming a journalist, despite the general hurdle of…well, being a white American.”

In other words Spiegel, besides disliking the idea of Elgort starring, doesn’t care for the idea of a white guy playing the lead in a Tokyo-based journalism drama. Imagine if Mann had produced an HBO Max miniseries about an English-speaking Japanese reporter having been hired by the Los Angeles Times to cover the crime beat here. Would Spiegel have written that this fellow does his best “despite the general hurdle of…well, being Japanese”?

Rolling Stone‘s Alan Sepinwall follows a similar train of thought. In a review titled “What If Miami Vice Had a White-Savior Complex?“, Sepinwall states that “this is a decent show, but one that feels like it would be much better if it were willing to be more Japanese.”

Again, reverse the set-up (Japanese reporter covering the L.A. crime beat) and ask yourself if Sepinwall could or would have declared that L.A. Vice “would be much better if it were willing to be more American, and more specifically more Anglo Saxon.”

In short, Sepinwall and Spiegel are singing the same woke tune. Translation: “We don’t want to know from Jake Adelstein or his book, and we don’t like the idea of a white guy reporting about the Yakuza because white guys are basically bad news. And Elgort, in our humble and misinformed opinion, is double bad because he…uhm, well, he legally had it off with a 17 year-old in 2014 (when he was 20) and then hurt her feelings by ghosting her, and in our judgment Elgort should pay the Polanski price for this. And so we’re doing our part as morally-attuned critics to destroy the toxic bad guys out there…to not only lock arms with the #MeToo community but bring about the ruin of the heartless Elgort.”

Variety‘s Daniel D’Addario echoes the Sepinwall-Siegel mindset, but he’s a little more fair about it.

“Say this much for Elgort, a controversial figure off-screen after allegations of sexual assault surfaced in 2020: On screen, he’s able to avoid many of the pitfalls into which an actor who looks like him on a Japan-set series might have fallen,” he writes. “The show is aware of what’s potentially uncomfortable about Jake as savior figure, and undercuts the narrative, and its protagonist, accordingly, starting with the performance.”

It is unlikely but entirely possible that I will agree with Spiegel and Sepinwall when I see Tokyo Vice, but for now I think it’s fair to post the above-mentioned judgments and suspicions about their viewpoints.

Close To The Heart

My old Wilson baseball glove means almost as much to me as my two Mac laptops (15″ Macbook Pro, 13″ Macbook Air). There’s something eternal and devotional about slightly worn baseball mitts. I’ll be driving the VW Passat back east before leaving for Cannes, and I’ll be bringing the Wilson along with a TPS first baseman’s mitt that Jett used in the old days.

Now Playing at Oswald Cinema

There’s something strangely synchronous in a classic American nightmare sort of way about the 4K Godfather playing (or having recently played) at the famous Texas theatre (231 W. Jefferson Blvd., Dallas, TX 75208), which is otherwise known as the Lee H. Oswald Memorial Cinema.

Okay, I’m kidding but the Oswald identification has stuck for decades.

It was during a showing of War Is Hell in this very theatre that Oswald was arrested by Dallas detectives roughly 80 minutes after the murder of President Kennedy on 11.22.63. And now, in the very same theatre, people are watching and contemplating the murders of (a) Khartuom, the black racehorse, (b) Luca Brasi, (c) Paulie Gatto, (d) Virgil Solozzo, (e) Cpt. McCluskey, (f) Sonny Corleone, (g) Appolonia, (h) Barzini, (i) Bruno Tataglia, (j) Moe Greene, (k) Carlo, etc.

To Avoid Suspension or Expulsion, Smith Quits

Posted today at 3:56 pm by The Hollywood Reporter‘s Scott Feinberg:

Not that Will Smith doesn’t feel genuine remorse about Slapgate, but when you know you’re about to get zotzed or downgraded by management, the face-saving thing is to quit before they lower the boom. A more positive way of looking at the resignation is that Smith was looking to decisively position himself as a man of character and conscience rather than cool his heels and wait for an outcome that would probably be negative.

Bill Maher (‪@billmaher‬)

4/1/22, 9:38 PM

Everyone in America spent the entire week talking about #TheSlap heard around the world. So the whole “keep my wife’s name out of your mouth” didn’t work out too well. pic.twitter.com/Jy8Is5dkcY

Adrien Brody Did A Bad Thing…Right?

It wasn’t flat-out sexual assault, but certainly a show of aggressive sexual whateverism…if you feel it, do it….joyful Oscar humiliation…it happened 19 years ago (3.23.93) but the time has come to bring this insufferable cad to justice…right? That Times Square-sailor-kissing-the-nurse guy died some years ago so Brody’s the only famous impulse-kisser left. Yes, I’m being facetious.

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Gay Teacher Wants Students In The Loop

For what it’s worth, I never had a grade-school teacher who shared anything about his or her personal life (sexual orientation, who they were married to or were living with, where they went camping the previous weekend)…nothing. It seems to me that this Florida teacher wants his students to know that he’s gay and has a partner in order to (a) bring them into his world and thereby (b) normalize gay lifestyles and coupledom so as to discourage any homophobic thoughts that might arise down the road.

HE to Florida teacher: Try sticking to the cirriculum and keeping your private life in a private box. If a student asks what a “partner” is, say a close friend and let it go at that. Or say “ask your parents.”

Jim Carrey: “We’re Not The Cool Club Any More”

HE to readership: In his remarks this morning to CBS MorningsGayle King, Jim Carrey said that Chris Rock should sue Will Smith for $200 million because “that insult is going to last forever…it’s going to be ubiquitous.”

If you were Rock, would you sue? You know he’d have an excellent case in civil court. He’d definitely be able to hurt Smith in a nine-figure way, or at least an eight-figure one.

Carrey: “[The slapping incident] cast a pall over everybody’s shining moment last night. A lot of people worked very hard to get to that place, and to have their moment in the sun…it is no mean fear with all the stuff you have to go through when you’re nominated for an Oscar…it’s a gauntlet of devotion that you have to do…and [what happened] was just a selfish moment that cast a pall over the whole thing.”

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