I for one would prefer the Starbucks holiday cup from two or three years ago, the one that depicted a smiling Jesus of Nazareth and Santa Claus giving each other a bro hug and armed with high-powered rifles and riding from home to home in an airborne sleigh, hauled by eight flying reindeer with Rudolph in the lead position. Target practice, dropping smart bombs on ISIS, and protectin’ the wimmin folk from rapists and, you know, “illegal” persons of a questionable, other-than-white-bread complexion who are probably up to no good.