More mythical-fantasy CG crap in the mold of Louis Leterrier‘s Clash of the Titans, and directed by Tarsem Singh. The bare-chested guy yelling “noooo!” at the beginning is Henry Cavill, the star of Zac Snyder‘s Man of Steel. The moustachioed guy in the cattle-horn helmet (i.e., “King Hyperion”) is Mickey Rourke. And poor Freida Pinto (triple-devalued between You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger, Miral and this thing) costars as Phaedra.