Well, it’s not really an “Oscar Poker” because it doesn’t have the music intro that Sasha Stone used to record and attach, but it’ll do.

World of Reel‘s Jordan Ruimy and I decided to assess the current Best Picture spitballs, as listed on Gold DerbyThe Irishman (“Made more by the guy who made Silence than the guy who made Goodfellas“), Marriage Story, 1917, Judy, Once Upon A Time Hollywood, Little Women, A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, The Farewell, The Lighthouse, JoJo Rabbit.

Footnote #1: The Irishman will run about three hours, I was told earlier today.

Footnote #2: Early in the discussion I mentioned that I wasn’t aware of any Les Miserables screenings at any of the big early-fall festivals. An hour or two later I learned that Ladj Ly‘s film will play at the Toronto Film Festival.

Again, the mp3.

[Ignore bright blue hyperlinks — something got into one of my laptops.]