Well, it’s not really an “Oscar Poker” because it doesn’t have the music intro that Sasha Stone used to record and attach, but it’ll do.

World of Reel‘s Jordan Ruimy and I decided to assess the current Best Picture spitballs, as listed on Gold Derby — The Irishman (“Made more by the guy who made Silence than the guy who made Goodfellas“), Marriage Story, 1917, Judy, Once Upon A Time Hollywood, Little Women, A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, The Farewell, The Lighthouse, JoJo Rabbit.

Footnote #1: The Irishman will run about three hours, I was told earlier today.

Footnote #2: Early in the discussion I mentioned that I wasn’t aware of any Les Miserables screenings at any of the big early-fall festivals. An hour or two later I learned that Ladj Ly‘s film will play at the Toronto Film Festival.

Again, the mp3.

[Ignore bright blue hyperlinks — something got into one of my laptops.]