About three hours ago I found myself agreeing with and admiring a Fox Broadcasting Earth Day tweet: “Did you know that if we cut our morning shower time by 2 minutes, we’d save enough water to completely fill the Great Lakes every day?” I raised a smiliar point two years ago, and several little bitches said they need to take extra-long showers for various reasons. I argued that a real man doesn’t linger in the warm amniotic fluid of his mother’s womb and gets his showering done in three minutues flat.
