A Guy So Angry He Can’t Think Or See

Around 6:30 last evening I sat down with Magazine Dreams inside an AMC plex in Stamford. Within 15 minutes I was in a state of twitching animal convulsion.

“Why am I watching this shit?”, I asked myself. “Why am I here? Why in the world would I want to hang with a body-builder as deeply fucked up and rage-consumed as Jonathan Majors’ Killian Maddox, who is ten times more deranged than Travis Bickle?”

I was in that completely empty theatre because some deeply perverse and twisted voices in the HE commentariat insisted that I had to man up and watch this fucking thing…that I would have no street cred if I ducked it.

Well, this is a film that has been carefully calculated to alienate and offend. I’m not surprised to have heard that director-writer Elijah Bynum has been arrested, tried and sentenced to Movie Jail, an actual brick-and-mortar facility located near Bakersfield. Ten years of wearing stripes and breaking rocks in the prison quarry.

Just as it defied credibility that Cybill Shepherd‘s Betsy, a seemingly mature campaign staffer, would go out with the obviously immature and eccentric Travis Bickle in Martin Scorcese‘s Taxi Driver (’76), it makes no sense at all that Haley Bennett‘s Jessie would go on a dinner date with the obviously antsy, deeply insecure Killian. And what a disaster that turns out to be.

Bennett is very good at conveying profound discomfort during that scene.

When Killian does some body-flexing online, some commenters (dudes who immediately reminded me of the HE pisshounds) post demeaning insults…“Incel vibes!…why hasn’t he killed himself yet?” and so on.

Killian is completely untethered to any concept or imitation of emotional health. He’s a time bomb, a lunatic…run in the opposite direction. One way or another he’s going to wind up dead or in jail…something tragic or destructive.

“This film is torture to sit through,” I wrote while sitting in row seven. “I’m miserable.”

That said, Magazine Dreams has four excellent scenes — (a) one in which four white guys, allied with the owner of a paint store that Killian has destroyed, pull Killian out of his car and beat him up badly as one of them calls him an “ape”, (b) a second-act scene in which the principal attacker (the “ape” guy) enters a diner with his wife and two kids, and Killian saunters over and starts verbally intimidating the man and scaring the shit out of the wife and kids, (c) a scene in which he enters a hotel room with a prostitute and then wimps out, changes his mind, and (d) a third-act scene in which Killian, armed with a rifle, slips into the apartment of a guy who gave Killian low marks in a bodybuilding competition, and orders him to disrobe while threatening him with death,

Welcome to the world of a truly ridiculous rage monster. Steroid madness. Boiling blood, smeared blood.

“Body builder collapses on-stage”…who gives a shit?

On top of which Killian fucking eats too damn much. Decidedly gross.

I’ll at least give Bynum and Majors credit for having the balls to make a film that almost everyone who sees it is certain to dislike or more likely hate.

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Kidz Are Still Bad News (What Else is New?)

A new Deliotte survey has re-conveyed the familiar and depressing news that Zoomers and Millennials have all but abandoned the temple of cinema worship…they just don’t have the same faith in (and hunger for) movies that their elders do.

HE to All Rapier-Tongued 17 Year-Olds,” posted on 3.17.23:

A quote attributed to Ben Affleck in Rebecca Keegan’s 3.16 THR interview mentions his 17 year-old daughter, Violet:

“I like the fact that she has this silver rapier tongue. [Then again] she lives her life largely in opposition to the work her parents have spent their lives dedicated to, where she’ll say things like, ‘I’m not sure film is really…do you think it’s a genuine art form?”

HE to Violet: “Movies have always been, at best, a haphazard art form, which is to say one that occasionally detours into art or at least an attempt at same. A half-assed, popcorn-driven, now-and-then art form. Or at least during awards season until Everything Everywhere All At Once, the equivalent of a cinematic hydrogen bomb or mass cyanide capsule, came along.

“But on the audience side of the equation, the occasional communal appreciation of movies and at least a semblance of a belief that movies can at least potentially deliver some kind of artful reflection of what it’s like to live and struggle on this planet…that communal tradition is pretty much over, and it’s been killed by your generation (GenZ) along with the Millennials.

“People have been communally watching proscenium-arch plays since the Greek and Roman eras, and feature films since 1915 or thereabouts — call it 110 years. And then you guys arrived and settled in and pretty much killed the whole togetherness aspect. Not altogether but, you know, mostly.

“Now it’s mainly about streaming content in your living rooms or on your Macbooks and iPads, but not really ‘watching’ because you’re constantly texting and multi-tasking and checking out TikTok videos whenever your attention wanders.

“So to answer your question, film used to satisfy the measurement of being an occasional art form until you guys dropped in. Commercial movie theatres used to be regarded in some quarters as churches…no longer! Now they’ve pretty much become gladiator arenas. People used to sit there for 115 minutes or longer and actually pay attention for the most part…no longer for the most part!

“Nowadays the only way to savor really good films in a theatrical environment with people who ‘get’ it and love the worshipful aspect is to attend an upscale film festival (Cannes, Telluride, Venice, Toronto, Berlin, Sundance). Have you ever attended one of these? Maybe you should think about doing this. Can’t hurt.”

(Obviously the same laments, scoldings and heartbreaks apply also to Gen Alpha, born between 2010 and 2025.)

Yo! Moondoggy, The Sailor Man!

Unless a major hair-and-beard coloring job is in the offing, we may as well accept the fact that Matt Damon‘s Odysseus is going to look a bit moondoggy-ish in Chris Nolan‘s The Odyssey (Universal, 7.17.26). But give Damon credit, at least, for having gotten himself into shape. Look at those arms! Those flat abs!

HE Valhalla

This is my new Macbook Pro 16-inch screensaver…chills me down on some level. A feeling of calm and perhaps even serenity. Okay, not really.

Calling All Knuckle-Draggers!

ScreenX is a panoramic film format which presents films with an expanded, dual-sided, 270-degree screens projected on the walls in a theater. It’s basically aimed at the short-attention-span apes who are reluctant to attend theatres because they love their couches and 75-inch 4K screens too much.

First introduced in 2012, ScreenX has allegedly been installed in theatres in 37 countries…news to me.

Deadline‘s Jill Goldsmith is reporting that AMC Entertainment and CJ 4DPLEX “have partnered on 65 premium ScreenX and 4DX locations worldwide”…which means what in terms of domestic venues? Where in Manhattan?

I for one am looking forward to watching Harold Pinter and David JonesBetrayal (’83) in this format. I would also like to see ScreenX versions of Ace in the Hole, Anora, The Social Network, 2001: A Space Odyssey, A Complete Unknown, The Apartment, Michael Clayton, Manchester By The Sea, Conclave…you get the idea. But not — repeat, fucking notBong Joon-ho‘s Parasite.

Ian “Nothing Is Easy” Logan

It was…Jesus, 55 years ago when I saw Jethro Tull give a fairly great performance at the Boston Tea Party. I always admired how flute-playing lead vocalist Ian Anderson could play for long stretches with his left leg tucked up and touching his right knee, pied piper-style….it must have been grueling to balance himself like that. Long curly hair, twizzly beard, strong hearty voice..quite the iconic rock-star presentation.

And now, at age 77, the still-bearded Anderson is not only egg-bald but looks like a mixture of Donald Pleasance in Escape From New York and an aged Don Logan (“no no no no no no…no!…no!”). Old Ian seems to be in a good spiritual place, but I’m still finding this a bit difficult to handle.

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Heavenly Oversight

Religious cathedral music of the highest Miklos Rozsa order accompanies the Bluray menu of The Verdict. It’s a redemption tale but certainly not a “religious” one, and so this musical portion, composed by Johnny Mandel, plays only during the closing credits.

And yet a blindfolded person might presume that Mandel’s score was composed for a 1950s Biblical epic of some kind. It sounds here and there like Rozsa’s King of Kings overture.

Madness Spillover

The title of Stanley Kramer’s It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (11.7.63) was allegedly finalized early on, but a few working titles were considered before that. One was One Damn Thing After Another.

Kramer’s over-emphatic comedy enjoyed two full weeks of play before JFK’s murder. It nonetheless ended up with $46 million domestic, $60 million worldwide.

This appears to be a possibly fake re-issue one-sheet. Notice the “73” in the lower right-hand corner — that’s a re-issue date.

Santa Rosita was the location of “the big W”.

Mickey Rooney got the short end of the stick here; Buddy Hackett was also made to seem minor. Jonathan Winters, Milton Berle and (fat) Sid Caesar ruled.

I remember a review that questioned the suitability of using super-sized Cinerama as it provided several unwelcome close-ups of its aging cast…pink eyes, sagging cheeks and wrinkled brows.

Possibly “The Future of the Democratic Party”

Jonah O. Wheeler, a 22-year-old Democratic representative in the New Hampshire state legislature, recently made history by sensibly, honorably and morally standing in opposition to leftist pro-trans absolutists. Lordy lordy…an independent human being of conscience stood up in favor of women, and against hardcore trans wacko totalitarians.

This guy is a superstar waiting to happen — calm, mature, courageous, articulate, good-looking, a perfect speaking voice…he’s the new Obama from the sensible center, and he’s barely into his 20s…a Zoomer with Rasta hair. He’s not the new AOC….he’s more measured than she, and not in the last bit strident. He’s the Beatles but the Beatles of ’62, if you catch my drift.