Try Listening To HE’s 18-Year-Old “High Noon” vs. “Rio Bravo” Piece

Now that HE’s TTS (text-to-voice) capability has been installed, HE regulars might want to listen to a High Noon vs. Rio Bravo essay that I posted a little more than 18 years ago. (You’ll need to click through to the piece to activate the listening bar.)

I’ve chosen the voice of a male Englishman, but it’s just a placeholder. I’m not especially happy with this guy because he’s just a genteel robotic voice — he doesn’t seem to understand what he’s saying or, for that matter, the English language itself.

So I’m currently searching around for a TTS software platform that can deliver voices that do seem to understand the import of what they’re reading, and which know a little something about when to pause and which words to emphasize and what parentheses mean, etc. (Hume is one optionRevoicer is another.) My ideal voices would be (a) mid ’60s Lee Marvin, (b) early ’60s Richard Burton or (c) my own.

So let’s go back to July 2007George Bush is president, Iraq is a mess, the arrival of woke terror is at least a decade away, the pandemic won’t begin for another 13 years, the greatest movie year of the 21st century is half over, and people are beginning to talk seriously about a certain Illinois senator with a funny-sounding name who’s running for president.

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Talk to any impassioned, ahead-of-the-curve film snob about classic westerns, and he/she will probably tell you that Howard HawksRio Bravo (1959) is a much better, more substantial film than Fred Zinneman‘s High Noon (1952). More deeply felt, they’ll say. Better shoot-em-up swagger, tastier performances, more likable, more old-west iconic.

Many people I know feel this way. And now director Peter Bogdanovich is saying it again in a New York Observer pieceRio Bravo is even better than you thought, High Noon doesn’t hold up as well, etc.

Something snapped when I read Peter’s article this afternoon. Goddamn it, the Rio Bravo cult has gone on long enough! Bogdanovich calls it “a life-affirming, raucous, profound masterpiece”…okay. But I’m going to respond politely and call that a reach. I’ve long admired admire Hawks’ movies and the whole Hawks ethos as much as the next guy, but it’s time to curtail this here and now.

High Noon may seem a bit stodgy or conventional to some and perhaps not as excitingly cinematic to the elites, but by any semblance of a classic understanding of what constitues high-quality cinema, it’s a far greater film than Rio Bravo.

It’s not about the Old West, obviously — it’s a metaphor movie about the Hollywood climate in the early ’50s — but it walks and talks like a western, and is angry, blunt, honed and unequivocal to that end. It’s about the very worst in people, and the best in a single, anxious, far-from-perfect man.

I’m not speaking so much about Gary Cooper‘s Will Kane as High Noon‘s screenwriter-producer Carl Foreman, who was being eyeballed by the Hollywood right for alleged Communist ties when he wrote it, and receiving a very tough lesson in human nature in the process. He wound up writing a crap-free movie that talks tough, cuts no slack and speaks with a single voice.

You know from the get-go that High Noon is going to say something hard and fundamental about who and what we are. It’s not going to poke along some dusty trail and go yippie-ki-yay and twirl a six-gun. It’s going to look you in the eye and say what’s what, and not just about the political and moral climate in some small western town that Gary Cooper‘s Willl Kane is the sheriff of.

Rio Bravo and High Noon are both about a lawman facing up to bad guys who will kill him if he doesn’t arrest or kill them first. The similarities pretty much end there.

High Noon is about facing very tough odds alone, and how you can’t finally trust anyone but yourself because most of your “friends” and neighbors will equivocate or desert you when the going gets tough.

Rio Bravo is about standing up to evil with your flawed but loyal pallies and nourishing their souls in the bargain — about doing what you can to help them become better men. This basically translates into everyone pitching in to help an alcoholic (Dean Martin) get straight and reclaim his self-respect.

High Noon doesn’t need help. It’s about solitude, values…four o’clock in the morning courage.

We’d all like to have loyal supportive friends by our side, but honestly, which represents the more realistic view of human nature? The more admirable?

The first 10 or 12 minutes of Rio Bravo, I freely admit, are terrific in the way Hawks introduces character and mood and a complex situation without dialogue. Let it be clearly understood there is nothing quite like this in all of High Noon. I also love the way John Wayne rifle-butts a guy early on and then goes, “Aww, I didn’t hurt him.”

But once the Duke and Walter Brennan, Martin, Ricky Nelson and Angie Dickinson settle into their routines and the easy-going pace of the thing, Rio Bravo becomes, at best, a somewhat entertaining sit-around-and-talk-and-occasionally-shoot-a-bad-guy movie.

More than anything else, Rio Bravo just ambles along. Wayne and the guys hang out in the jailhouse and talk things over. Wayne walks up to the hotel to bark at (i.e., hit on) Dickinson. It tries to sell you on the idea of the big, hulking, 51 year-old Wayne being a suitable romantic match for Dickinson, who was willow slender and maybe 27 at the time but looking more like 22 or 23.

Plus the villains have no bite or flavor — they’re shooting gallery ducks played by run-of-the-mill TV actors. Most of Rio Bravo is lit too brightly. And it seems too colorfully decorated, like some old west tourist town. It has a dippy “downtime” singing sequence that was thrown in to give Nelson and Martin, big singers at the time, a chance to show their stuff. Then comes the big shootout at the end, which is certainly okay but nothing legendary.

Does Rio Bravo have a sequence that equals the gripping metronomic ticking-clock montage near the end of High Noon? No. Is the dialogue in Rio Bravo up to the better passages in Zinneman’s film? No. (There’s nothing close to the scene between Cooper and Lon Chaney, Jr., or the brief one between Cooper and Katy Jurado.) Is there a moment in Rio Bravo that comes close to Cooper throwing his tin star into the dust at the end? No. Is there a “yes!” payoff moment in Rio Bravo that’s as good as the one in High Noon when Grace Kelly, playing a Quaker who abhors violence, drills one of the bad guys in the back? No.

Floyd Crosby‘s High Noon photography is choice and precise and gets the job done. It doesn’t exactly call attention to itself, but it’s continually striking and well-framed. To me, the black-and-white images have always seemed grittier and less Hollywood “pretty” than Russell Harlan‘s lensing in Rio Bravo, which I would file under “pleasing and acceptable but no great shakes.”

Dimitri Tomkin wrote the scores for both High Noon and Rio Bravo, but they don’t exist in the same realm. The Bravo score is settled and kindly, a sleepy, end-of-the-day campfire score. High Noon‘s is strong, pronounced, “dramatic” — so clear and unified it’s like a character in itself. And I’ve never gotten over the way the rhythm in that Tex Ritter song, “Do Not Forsake Me O My Darling,” sounds like a heartbeat.

Bogdanovich writes that Rio Bravo didn’t win any Oscars or get much critical respect, but “it was far more popular with audiences than High Noon.” He’s right about this. The IMDB says Rio Bravo earned $5,750,000 in the U.S. when it came out in ’59, and that High Noon brought in $3,750,000 in 1952 dollars. Big effin’ deal. High Noon whipsRio Bravo‘s ass in every other respect.

That said, there’s an intriguing Hawks assessment by French director Jean-Luc Godard in the Bogdanovich piece. Godard doesn’t argue that Rio Bravo is pretty much what I’ve described above, but says it’s still a better film than High Noon because — I love Jean-Luc Godard — the exceptionally good things in Rio Bravo can be ignored, and therefore may be unnoticable to a good-sized portion of the audience.

“The great filmmakers always tie themselves down by complying with the rules of the game,” Godard states. “Take, for example, the films of Howard Hawks, and in particular Rio Bravo. That is a work of extraordinary psychological insight and aesthetic perception, but Hawks has made his film so that the insight can pass unnoticed without disturbing the audience that has come to see a Western like all others. Hawks is the greater because he has succeeded in fitting all he holds most dear into a well-worn subject.”

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Leap of Faith

Somewhere during One Battle After Another’s second act, Leonardo DiCaprio’s Bob Ferguson is fleeing the bad guys at night as he runs and leaps over a series of urban rooftops. Then he falls from one, crashing into a drooping tree branch on his way down (a drop of roughly 15 feet) and landing flat on his chest.

There’s no way Leo’s stunt guy could’ve jumped and landed like that. Too dangerous. (A 15-foot fall recently killed a female trapeze artist in Germany.) I’m guessing he was speedily lowered on a wire, which was then digitally erased. But the fall happens so quickly and is sufficiently obscured by the dark that the trickery isn’t noticed. This is the kind of clever, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it stunt that I really admire.

“Peacock acting”! Name other examples of this over the decades? Daniel Day Lewis in Gangs of New York, etc.

HE Will Soon Be TTS (Text-to-Speech) Enabled

This morning I happened to click on something at the bottom of a decade-old HE review, and lo and behold I was suddenly listening to an automated woman’s voice reading the review aloud, and sounding pretty cool at that.

In short I had accidentally stumbled upon a Text-To-Speech (TTS) capability that I didn’t know I had.

In less than ten seconds I had decided that I had to install a TTS plug-in of some kind that would make it easy for the slowest, oldest, least adaptable HE readers out there to listen to my latest jottings while driving to work or whatever.

Every review or rant or riff that I’ve ever written will soon be available in spoken-word form. And I can choose any voice…one with a Joni Mitchell-like twang, a cultured Meryl Streep or a blithely urbane Cary Grant, my own voice, one that sounds a bit like Lee Marvin (“My heart was lighter then”) or Edward R. Murrow….anything.

Not A Masterwork, But Better Than Expected (New Trailer)

Posted in Venice on 8.28.25: Noah Baumbach‘s Jay Kelly (Netflix, 11.14) — a reflection-and-meditation piece about a 60ish movie star’s life (in some respects literally George Clooney’s, one gathers or infers, and doubly so during a tribute at the very end which presents a montage of Clooney’s films) — is actually pretty good, and it ends in a very affecting and bittersweet way.

It’s a summary of a rich guy and his famous life and what it’s all meant or seems to mean, and the final emotional residue in terms of friends, family, selfishness, distractions, blessings, highs and lows…really the whole magillah.

It’s generally fast and fleeting and briskly assembled, and is actually reminiscent, in some respects and as curious as this may sound, of Charles Dickens‘ “A Christmas Carol” (in particular the 1951 film version that Brian Desmond Hurst directed and which Alistair Sim brought to life), especially as the film is largely about Clooney’s Kelly absorbing a series of some uncomfortable and sometimes painful realizations about how his business associates, old friends and especially his two daughters really feel about him.

It’s not a masterwork — it doesn’t feel heavy or deep enough, and seems a bit facile at times — and it’s certainly not on the corrupted-adult level of Tony Gilroy‘s Michael Clayton, in which Clooney gave his finest performance.

But Clooney plays it openly and with vulnerability — he knows this line of country like the back of his hand — and the film itself conveys, persuades, penetrates. It sells its own movie-star, “this is the life he’s chosen” narrative.

At times Jay Kelly feels a bit old-fashioned — very “scripted”, very “acted” and a little schmaltzy here and there, and the visual flashback transitions are almost on the level of The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (’62).

But it finally feels whole and melancholy and solemnly considered, especially at the very end. It’s expansive and exploratory and fully felt, and is very well acted by not just Clooney but by Adam Sandler (as Jay’s manager), Laura Dern (publicist), Billy Crudup (former acting buddy), Riley Keough (daughter #1), Grace Edwards (daughter #2) and Stacy Keach (roguishly “charming” dad on the downswing).

Jay Kelly is a show and a “movie” but it works according to its own delivery terms, and is certainly better than I thought it would be, and the final line absolutely kills — it even brought a tear to my eye.

It’s therefore a solid A-minus or a B-plus, and Clooney and Sandler really touch bottom, bring the goods.

Quibble #1: Everyone in Kelly’s inner circle has pretty much written him off emotionally. They regard him as flaky, immature, undependable, self-absorbed. But that’s what many big-time actors are for the most part, no? Doesn’t everyone accept this? Many and probably most famous actors are in love with themselves first, and their family and friends second. Big deal. Roll with it.

Quibble #2: Crudup plays a 50ish might-have-been actor who resents and is actually enraged at Kelly for having stolen a key part that Crudup had auditioned for and badly wanted at the time, but the annals of film acting are filled with stories about a friend who was just tagging along who wound up getting the role from an impromptu audition instead of the primary guy. Just because Crudup was extra-hungry for the role in question doesn’t mean he was entitled to it, or that he was right for it. Mature people understand that life can be unfair.

Quibble #3: Nobody would ever refer to a big film tribute event taking place in “Tuscany”…they would say Siena or Florence or Volterra or Radda in Chianti. Just like no one would talk about a similar-type event in the States happening in the “Deep South” or the “Pacific Northwest.”

Fate Is The Hunter

We’re all driven by the invisible whip.

HE had a light dinner with a couple of super-smart movie guys on Saturday evening, and we wound up sending an awful lot of directors to the guillotine, I’m afraid. Michel Franco, John Boorman, William Friedkin and three or four others escaped the blade, but Guillermo del Toro, Park Chan-Wook, Ryan Coogler…many, many directors rode in the proverbial horse-drawn cart to the Place de Concorde and felt the kiss of steel.

A voice of perception: “One Battle After Another is Paul Thomas Anderson‘s love letter to his daughter…the current between Leonardo DiCaprio and Chase Infiniti is the most affecting thing about it.”

Overheard: “It’s largely about Christian nationalism today, and that force — not simply in the movie, but within the Trump regime — is on a primal level about race, and there’s really no point in denying that the hugely influential and representative Charlie Kirk was a straight-up KKK-level racist. He was quite open about it.”

Ditto: “Critics aren’t allowed to say that the political undercurrent of OBAA is primarily powered by the ardor of enflamed black females…it’s set in a 21st Century world of militant political rebellion that has no room for or interest in ’70s memories of the mostly white SLA cadres (Nancy Ling Perry, Emily Harris, Patricia Hearst, et al.) or radical outlaws like Bernadine Dohrn, Kathy Boudin, Diana Oughton or Cathy Wilkerson.  Okay, Alana Haim is a junior member of the team but otherwise the French 75-ers and the Beaver nuns are all sisters of Angela Davis and Kathleen Cleaver.

“Without militant black women OBAA wouldn’t have much wood in the fire. Leo’s character is no Mark Rudd or Fred Hampton…he’s basically an insecure dork or a schlumpy sloucher, and certainly a tag-along. Sean Penn’s Lockjaw is primarily defined by his perverse animal-boner attraction to Teyana Taylor‘s Perfidia Beverly Hills.”

Sorry To Pester

…but the current idea is to re-build or otherwise streamline Hollywood Elsewhere based on a WordPress theme called Voice. Except Voice has proved to be a bit fickle and tweaky. I seem to recall someone stating a while back that there’s another theme that’s closer to the classic HE appearance (particularly regarding the copy and headline fonts), and that it might be called “Hollywood” something-or-other. Just asking.

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LSD Nasal Spray

A well-educated friend mentioned the other day that within certain professional circles LSD is available as a spray…a misting spray that one can squeeze into the mouth or perhaps even the nostrils. She said it was “legal” in certain European countries, although Google disputes this.

When I contemplate the phrase “deep inside your mind and soul” I tend to think of thoughts, feelings and fleeting insights that are rooted in (a) the life experience and (b) the biological constitution of one Jeffrey Wells….all rolled up into one softball-sized wad of soft clay.

But to me the ultimate transportation enabled by LSD — satori, enlightenment, Godhead consciousness — is not about the personal but…put it any way you prefer but I’m calling it the universal, cosmic, eternal realms of forever.

It’s about transcending the psychological and sailing into the mystic. The chains fall away, and you become one with the sky and the stars.

It’s not about discovery as much as submission and acceptance. Not about “break on through to the other side” (Doors, Huxley) as much as “slip your piece under the towel, slip the key into the lock and just open the door and click…walk on through.” The general presumption is that the seeker needs to somehow “think” himself or herself way into the Godstream…nope. It’s more about just kicking back and letting it in.

HE to Rob Reiner: Never Wear Merrells In Public

Rob Reiner was holding his own with Bill Maher and sounding reasonably sane and sensible, and then a wide shot revealed that Reiner was wearing a pair of men’s black Merrell slip-ons and suddenly I lost interest. Because I just can’t with the Merrells.

“Oscar Wilde’s The Importance of Wearing Italian Shoes,” posted on 11.5.16: It was nearly three years ago (1.9.14) when I tried to explain one of the most important rules for famous guys attending public events, which is to never wear orthopedic old-man shoes.

I was derided for saying this, of course, but you can’t explain this aesthetic to deplorable-shoe types. Either you get the importance of wearing elegant shoes in public or you don’t. Wear your grandpa shoes all you want when you’re at home or shuffling around the mall, but never in front of the paying public.

I’m mentioning this again because a certain famous guy was recently photographed in a pair of black senior-citizen sneakers during a post-screening q & a. People in the audience listened to him discuss this and that, I’m sure, but they also had a good 30 to 40 minutes to just sit there and contemplate those ugly-ass shoes. Those people will never forget this.

My original point was that all self-respecting actors, celebrities and X-factor types need to tough it out and wear cool Italian shoes for lah-lah events, no matter what.

I’ve walked around the streets of Rome, Milan, Venice, Sienna and Florence on warm evenings, and white-haired Italian guys never, ever wear comfort shoes. They would rather be stricken with a heart attack and collapse on the street than wear those clunky things. When you’re hanging with the swells you have to look classy and elegant, even if it hurts. Even if it shortens your life.

You can laugh but a man’s choice of footwear usually says a lot about him, particularly about how he sees himself. Once the public realizes that you’re more into comfort clunkers than looking good, it’s the beginning of the end.

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Tetiaroa’s Brando Resort Is Confined To One Small Island — Onetahi

All my life I’ve been describing Marlon Brando‘s Tetiaroa as a sprawling horseshoe-shaped atoll, but the the Brando resort is confined to just one of the smaller islands — Onetahi. The hotel, the bungalows, the airstrip…all of it. The bungalows rent for $3500 a night, or so I’ve read.

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Tyranny Wins!

“Tyranny requires the citizenry to show fear, maintain silence and offer compliance.

“Democracy requires balls, backbone, courage. Too hard!”

From Owen Gleiberman’s 9.27.25 weekly essay:

“As the United States gets pushed, day by day, closer and closer to autocracy, that’s a situation that ought to be setting everyone in the country on edge. Yet it’s part of the nature of autocracy to narcotize people into numbness, delusion, fear, and a kind of self-perpetuating apathy. And that’s what seems to be happening in America right now. Gavin Newsom shouldn’t be the only one saying that we’re in danger of not having real elections in 2028; tons of people (leaders, citizens, journalists) should be saying it. But too many of us are caught in a zone halfway between resistance and despair, and that’s the mood that One Battle After Another taps into.”

HE Regular on “One Battle After Another”

Paul Thomas Anderson did himself no favors when he shot a scene in which Leonardo DiCaprio‘s character is shown watching The Battle of Algiers, possibly the greatest political film ever made.

“The contrast between Gillo Pontecorvo‘s brilliantly realistic and nuanced masterpiece and PTA’s slick but essentially meaningless satire could not be more extreme. One has something meaningful to say about revolutionary violence, colonialism and their effects. The other is basically a caper film with aspirations to say something about our present-day political crisis, but fails to do so.

Benicio del Toro‘s ‘Sensei’ character is the only character who’s actually doing something of benefit, given his work with the undocumented. Just about everyone else is portrayed as a foul-mouthed, charged-rhetoric revolutionary or, in the case of Sean Penn, a rigidly violent and racist nut job. Well, that’s not true — Chase Infiniti‘s Willa Ferguson is untainted by insurrectionist fervor, and is fairly compelling on her otwn terms.

“I didn’t hate One Battle After Another — it’s too well made for that. But it’s been wildly over-rated.”