“The 20 minutes — yes, only 20 — of Paul Thomas Anderson‘s There Will Be Blood [that was shown Friday night at Telluride] looked great,” a friend writes. “Unfortunately, I liked those 20 minutes better than any complete film I’ve seen here.

“The only truly awful thing has been Redacted, which is Brian DePalma‘s worst film ever. (And I still have The Black Dahlia fresh in my mind, so that’s saying something.) Beware, beware, beware of anyone who says they liked this picture. If they do you can never trust them on anything ever again.

“Post-screening the audience was shown a live q & a with DePalma via computer, with screenwriter Larry Gross conducting it and worshipping DePalma so sycophantically [that] I had to leave the room. Any respect I had for Gross went out the window. It was embarrassing to see.

“The movie I had the highest hopes for, Noah Baumbach‘s Margot at the Wedding, didn’t quite live up to expectations. (For what it’s worth, David Poland also pissed all over Baumbach’s film yesterday.)

“There are still two days to go, but I’m thinking Into the Wild probably is the best thing here.” Probably?

“This has been my 14th Telluride Film Festival, and it’s probably the first time I haven’t been blown away by something after my first seven or eight films.”

On EW’s Popwatch, Chris Willman responds to last Friday’s Telluride premiere of Todd Haynes‘ I’m Not There and says it’s “every bit as loopy as you’ve imagined, assuming you’re familiar with the conceit — six different actors playing various aspects of Bob Dylan‘s personae with good portions playing as a No Direction Home parody.

“Like a lot of my fellow Dylanologists in the audience, I chuckled at the sections that use dialogue from Dylan’s press conferences and concerts almost verbatim, but for the non-buffs I’ve talked with, it seems to play out pretty much as a 2-hour-and-15-minutes series of in-jokes.

“Most successful at incarnating Dylan, oddly enough, is Cate Blanchett, getting the most screen time and obviously having a ball playing the Blonde on Blonde-era Dylan with a fright wig.

“Visibly suffering onscreen, meanwhile, is poor Richard Gere, who plays Dylan as Billy the Kid — or maybe playing an actor playing Billy the Kid? — and looks even more baffled about what he’s supposed to be doing than we are.

“Somewhere in between are Heath Ledger who plays Dylan as a hot Hollywood actor (although this makes no sense, Ledger’s section dramatizes the protagonist’s divorce from Sara Dylan while heading even further into the realm of fictionalization) and Christian Bale (portraying him in both his folk-singer and born-again phases), and, yes, an African American lad who likes the ride the rails, a la Woody Guthrie (and bringing to mind The Jerk, since apparently Dylan, too, was born as a poor black child).

“At least I’m Not There is more coherent and commercial than Dylan’s own 2003 writing and starring effort, Masked and Anonymous. But maybe not a lot more.”

Jon Krakauer‘s “Into the Wild” “chronicled the real-life, way-off-grid adventures of Christopher McCandless, a middle-class college grad whose quest for ‘ultimate freedom’ ended in 1992 with starvation in the Alaskan wilderness. It seemed natural, if challenging, screen material — and in his fourth and by far best feature turn behind the camera, Sean Penn delivers a compelling, ambitious work that will satisfy most admirers of the book.” — from Dennis Harvey‘s 9.1 Variety review, bouncing off the Telluride Film Festival screening.

Starvation, yes, but also preceded or augmented by accidental poisoning from the eating of Eskimo potato seeds… no? Harvey is absolutely correct in saying this is Penn’s finest film. I’ll be posting my own reaction(s) a bit later in the week.

Why are we hearing next to nothing out of Telluride itself? You usually hear something from someone by the middle of the second day (i.e., Saturday). Last year it was all…what was the big buzz Telluride film last year? Something. Are people lulled, listless, blissed-out…what’s going on?

If Sean Penn smokes a cigarette during any Toronto Film Festival press events next week while promoting Into The Wild, he’s going to get personally slapped with a fine. Jim Watson, Ontario’s Minister of Health Promotion, was quoted yesterday by the National Post‘s Tony Lofaro as saying that “no one is above the law, and just because you happen to be famous or in the movies doesn’t mean you can snub our laws and endanger people in the process.”

The threat applies to all filmmakers, of course, but Penn has the full glare of the spotlight because he lit up during an All The King’s Men press conference last year at the Sutton Place Hotel. Penn skated but the hotel had to fork over $605 “for failing to inform visitors about the anti-smoking rules and not posting proper signage in the hotel.”

In an 8.30 Tom Cruise interview posted on People‘s website, the Valkyrie star’s age is given as 49. Whoa…certain drop-of-the-hat facts and events have a way of making you suddenly feel older. There’s a minor concern, though: the IMDB, Wikipedia and allstars-online have Cruise’s birthday as July 3, 1962. Mistakes happen, but this was posted two days ago.

Screenwriters have “scoffed at a plan that would scrap the current residuals system — which makes additional payments for the reissues of movies and television shows on DVDs and elsewhere — and replace it with an approach that would pay a bonus only when a property becomes profitable. Producers, meanwhile, [have] brushed off the writers’ demand for expanded residuals.” — from Michael Ceiply‘s appraisal of the looming strike situation in today’s (9.1) N.Y. Times.

The bonus only-with-a-profit idea sounds fair to the unititiated. The bottom line on the writers’ side, as I understand the thinking, is that nobody trusts producers and studio execs’ definition of a film being in profit because of the decades of experience that led to that famous line in David Mamet‘s Speed-the-Plow: “There is no net.”

In yesterday’s (8.31) L.A. Times, there were two wise and well-phrased thoughts — one about cutting, another about scoring — from What Just Happened? director Barry Levinson, as told to critic Michael Sragow.

Quote #1: “In my mind, I have a scheme about how a scene is supposed to work and what’s needed in each scene. But then you hope that a scene doesn’t suddenly come apart in the editing room so that you’re fighting for its life. Sometimes the scene in front of it is affecting it in some way. And there are all these little surprises that come about. Sometimes you find holding back on some moment makes it all the stronger. It’s extraordinary how much impact a particular cut from one shot to another can have. The mathematics of, ‘We need to extend this shot for six more frames,’ and suddenly with those six frames I feel something there, that moment, and that’s all there is — it’s just extraordinary.”

Quote #2: “Music has a huge effect. You have to find the voice of the music. You don’t want to push the movie emotionally. You have to allow it to breathe on its own.”

What Just Happened?, an inside-Hollywood drama based on Art Linson‘s sardonic roman a clef that was partly about the difficult making of The Edge, the trying-really-hard-not-to-get eaten-by-an-Alaskan-grizzly-bear movie with Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin that came out ten years ago.

Levinson shot it a few months ago after toning up the the script. I’ve read the untrammelled Linson version. It’s not The Cherry Orchard but it’s a knowing, real-feeling piece about a barely-holding-it-together producer, in the way that Robert Redford and Michael Ritchie‘s The Candidate was a clever take on early ’70s politics. It will open sometime in ’08.

A slimmed-down, stunningly youth-ified Robert DeNiro (he was looking like a turn-of-the-century Russian wheat farmer for a while there — here he looks like he did in Midnight Run) plays the Linson character. Bruce Willis and Sean Penn play themselves; the costars include Stanley Tucci, John Turturro, Kristen Stewart, Robin Wright Penn and Catherine Keener.

During his Esquire magazine encounter with Sean Penn, Scott Raab follows the director-writer of Into The Wild into the Beverly Hills hotel and encounters Jack Nicholson, and they all retire to the lounge for drinks. Penn mentions that Emile Hirsch, the star of the Paramount Vantage release (and who gives his finest performance of his relatively new career), lost forty pounds over the course of Wild‘s eight-month shooting schedule,” Nicholson “chuckles” and says, “I just played a guy dying of cancer and I didn’t lose an ounce.”

He’s talking about Rob Reiner‘s The Bucket List (Warner Bros., 12.25) , and like I said a few days ago, playing a well-fed cancer patient doesn’t work all that well. My 8.14 posting said that “the closer you are to the end the thinner you tend to be, [and that] even cancer copers with another year to go tend to look a little bit drawn and under-fed.” But that’s Jack for you. The chuckling, I mean.

In the same Esquire piece, Nicholson laments that “moviegoers are no longer able to connect emotionally with a good old-fashioned film,” according to Scott Raab‘s paraphrasing. “It’s like a dead nerve,” Nicholson says. “A whole generation — maybe two generations now — all they know are special effects. Not just all they know. That’s all they want.”

But Penn later disputes this. “They’ll get back there,” he says of audiences (but without specifying GenX or GenY). “Chocolate cake is not a need [but] a luxury. Dreaming is a need — a survival need. And it can pass up epochs — generations can die off — but it’s in the DNA of mankind. It cycles back to the point where people say, ‘No, no, no — I’m not gonna not dream. I’m not gonna not feel. Even if you get a numb generation, that’s not the death of it. It has an Easter.

“I’m committed to the idea — and I always have been — that the audience doesn’t always know that they’re being lied to. And the lies do have damage that they leave behind. But there’s always hope that they know when they’re being told the truth.”

Okay, but it’s not “truth” plain and gleaming that people go to movies for. They go to movies for the myths that they feel they need to open up to and embrace at a given moment — myths that augment or counter-balance whatever the prevailing need or neurosis or hunger might be. If a film settles in deep and true and delivers a certain thing that people feel they want (the awareness of which is sometimes subconcious), it has a chance of catching on.

Because I despise those Esquire magazine “sexiest woman alive” mystery pieces that dingle-dangle for two or three months before naming the actress, I’m going to spoil the current one. The chosen lady is Charlize Theron, and the quotes are from In The Valley of Elah director-writer Paul Haggis. So there.

Martin Gero‘s Young People Fucking, which will show at the Toronto Film Festival on 9.6, 9.7 and 9.8, “lives up to its title — or down to it, depending on your point of view,” according to NOW’s John Harkness. His boilerplate description — “a smart comedy following five couples, in once case a trio, through an evening’s sexual encounters that reflect various elements of the relationships” — is counter-balanced by an admission that “it ain’t La Ronde [although] it succeeds within its own self-imposed limits.” But I’m going to see it (probably, maybe) because Harkness claims “it has the funniest single line in any movie this year.”

Every so often a film is re-named by critics and moviegoers in a way that sticks because the smart-ass title seems like a better, more dead-on thing to call it. Whenever I think back to The Legend of Bagger Vance (which is not often), I always laugh at the title that (according to a friend) some wag at Entertainment Weekly had given it — Bag of Gas. In the same tradition an HE reader recently renamed Robert Benton‘s Feast of Love (MGM, 9.28), which I haven’t seen but is said to contain ample nudity, as Feast of Tits. A lame and sophomoric shorthand, yes, but funny if you’ve had a couple of beers. I suspect it’s already making its way into the lexicon.

Surely there have been other good retitlings over the years. I’m leaving it up to the readership to name them. I’m talking about ones that have actually gotten around and settled in. No cheap-ass, on-the-spot retitlings that someone might think up just to put a movie down.