Another big gun — Variety‘s Todd McCarthy — has slammed Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest for being empty and bloated and too long. He says “there’s not a genuine moment” in either of the two Pirates films, “no point of human contact…they’re baldly concocted, confected, engineered.” (Just as I said in my review that “there’s nothing, nothing, nothing going on inside [Pirates 2]…nothing kicks in within…not ever, not once.”) And he claims the new one “puts the viewer into a bland stupor.” And “why wear out the film’s welcome with a wearisome two-and-a-half-hour running time,” McCarthy wonders, “when a tight-ship 100 minutes would have insured more constant excitement, not to mention giving exhibitors more showtimes per day?”

Fast Footwork

A few days ago good buzz was chasing Ian McCrudden’s Islander, an affecting drama about a Maine lobster fisherman (Thomas Hildreth) trying to get his life back on track after doing time for manslaughter, but then along came a pair of great trade reviews.
Variety‘s Justin Chang called it “powerfully atmospheric…a film that glides gently on a sea of understated emotions and character insights.” And the Hollywood Reporter‘s Kirk Honeycutt called Islander “an intelligent and compelling drama that deserves wider theatrical exposure.”

Phillip Baker Hall (l.) and Thomas Hildreth in scene from Islander

With reactions like these published on the same day (Thursday, 6.29) following two L.A. Film Festival showings, you’d think McCrudden, the film’s director and co-writer, would have been delighted.
But he wasn’t. A phrase in Chang’s review — “a lengthy, slightly awkward set-up” — compounded a feeling that McCrudden had since Islander‘s 6.26 showing at the festival that the beginning could be tighter. And so on the morning of Friday, 6.30, he decided to re-edit the opening — fast — so he could screen a slightly different version for Islander‘s last festival showing on Saturday, 7.1, at 7:15 pm.
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The fact that McCrudden managed to recut Islander with time to spare shows how easy it is these days to re-shape a film on the quick.
McCrudden had the plan worked out when he called Islander‘s rep, Jeff Dowd, on Friday morning. “After watching the movie with an audience twice I said I think I can make some things work better,” he says, “and Jeff said, ‘Go ahead and do it….this is how the big boys make movies.’
“I have a low-resolution version of the film on my laptop, and I knew in my head what I wanted to do with it, so I simply sat down and did the re-edit on Final Cut Pro HD, which took me seven to eight hours with the work finished by Friday evening around dinner hour.

(l. to r.) Islander producer-star Thomas Hildreth, publicist Mickey Cotttrell, director Ian McCrudden

“The next morning at 8 am I took it down to Tyler Hawes at Hollywood-DI on Formosa, and we brought out the digital master and conformed it to the cuts I’d made on the computer.
“As it happened we had to eyeball it, or manually repeat the cuts, because the two programs wouldn’t speak to each other numerically, but it could have happened this way,” says McCrudden. “But the work took only two or three hours and was done by 12:15, which is when we left Hollywood-DI with a new version of the film on digital HD tape and headed over to Laemmle’s Sunset 5 and did a run-through.
After the 7:15 screening McCrudden mentioned the re-edit during the q & a. “I said it was kind of nice to have this new version and there were some people who told me they’d seen the previous version and noticed something had changed and knew it was faster, but couldn’t quite figure what,” he says.
This story doesn’t have a distribution punchline because, as Dowd said, there are “lots and lots” of distributors who haven’t seen Islander, so maybe there will be something to report down the road. For whatever reason, says Dowd, the L.A. Film Festival didn’t attract that many distributors across the board.

Honeycutt will be showing Islander to his UCLA Sneak preview class on 7.12 at the Writers Guild theatre. You’d think with those trade reviews and the fine-tuning that distributors will make the effort to show up this time.
If they don’t, says Dowd, “we’ll feed them to the lobsters.”

If you’ve seen Jackie Brown, you know Quentin Tarantino is a big fan of Barry Shear‘s Across 110th Street (1972) — a tough, violent, above-average blaxpoitation flick that costarred Yaphet Kotto, Anthony Quinn and Anthony Francioca — because he used the “Across 110th Street” title song, written by Bobby Womack and J.J. Johnson and performed by Womack, over Brown‘s opening credits.

And now it turns out Elvis Presley was right on the same page. In an excerpt from Jerry Schilling‘s “Me and a Guy Named Elvis” that appeared on “Page Six “, it says that Presley “celebrated his 41st birthday by telling friends about Across 110th Street, which apparently was his “favorite blaxploitation flick.” The King “began to act out the whole movie, setting up each scene and then presenting just about every line of dialogue in the script. He brought each character to life with walks, vocal mannerisms and the subtlest of gestures. [He] didn’t stop until he got to the final scene of the film.”

An important distinction about the Platinum Dunes remake of The Birds, as pointed out by Cinematical — they’re aren’t sampling Alfred Hitchcock‘s 1962 classic as much as adapting Daphne de Maurier‘s classic novella. Right. The gore wallowers whose output makes the resume of Menahem Golan and Yoram Globus look like that of John Houseman‘s…the thick-fingered vulgarians who made ’05’s The Amityville Horror and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre are going to try and service the vision of the British-born author who wrote “Rebecca” and “My Cousin Rachel.”

N.Y. Times DVD columnist Dave Kehr has penned words of tribute to Richard Lester‘s Petulia, some 13 days after the Warner Home Video DVD arrived in stores. “A moving romantic tragedy with comic detailing that was released to largely uncomprehending audiences,” Petulia is a “great” film that “belongs on any list of the classics of American filmmaking,” says Kehr, “and this beautifully produced DVD belongs in any serious cinephile’s collection .”

This is an actual T-shirt being offered to rightwing nutbags on a site called Thoseshirts.com. Kinda gives you a taste of what the ’08 campaign may be like if the Democrats are self-destructve enough to nominate Hilary Clinton for President. (Have you read James Carville‘s argument that she can win?) Check out this Ann Coulter T-shirt…amazing.

The sword of Damocles hovering above the Disney work force that N.Y. Times reporter Laura Holson wrote about a while back will strike within two or three weeks, and the percentage of people laid off could be moderate or quite high, depending on who you talk to and how worried they are. A Disney guy told me last night the Mouse House cuts could affect anywhere from 10% to 20% of Disney employees. The slump in DVD sales (i.e., a downturn in growth), the rising cost of making movies (FX houses and big-star salaries) and a rethinking of the types of movies that Disney wants to get involved in are said to be the main reasons for the cuts.

“The barrier to entry in internet media is low — [but] the barrier to success is high,” says Gawker Media’s Nick Denton to N.Y. Times columnist David Carr.
“[Denton] thinks all of the bluster around blogs, fueled in part by AOL’s purchase of weblogs, has brought stupid money off the sidelines,” Carr writes. “He has felt the touch of clammy hands from venture capitalists more times than he would care to count. ‘There is no doubt that there is a bubble right now,’ he says.
“So why not cash out? ‘Because it would be too hard to start over,’ he answers. ‘Sites need to be well-managed and well-designed and even then it is harder and harder to launch one. The world does not need more blogs,” adding that if you count all the pages on MySpace, “there is approximately one reader for every blog out there.”
Note to readers: MCN’s David Poland linked to Carr’s article either last night or earlier this morning, so that means he kind of owns it, and if anyone else links to this article or riffs on it, they’re a kind of poacher, or so Poland believes. They’re taking a dump on land that he’s found and staked out and filed a claim on. HE recognizes that MCN linked to the Carr piece first, and profusely apologizes for offending Poland’s acute sense of territoriality.

Just before the start of Sunday evening’s Little Miss Sunshine showing at the Wadsworth, marking the end of the L.A. Film Festival — 7.2.06, 6:40 pm.

(a) The actual Little Miss Sunshine VW van used during filming, parked in front of the Wadsworth — Sunday, 7.2.06, 6:45 pm; (b) Something between a greeting and a warning; (c) Photographers snapping arrivals prior to Sunday’s Sunshine screening — 7.2.06, 6:42 pm; (d) Islander producer-star Tom Hildreth, publicist Mickey Cottrell, director Ian McCrudden at L.A. Film festival outdoor after-party next to Wadsworth theatre — Sunday, 7.2, 10:35 pm; (f) bad photo of after-party bartenders near the end of their rope — Sunday, 7.2, 11:15 pm; Little Miss Sunshine costar Paul Dano (left), who comes from my high-school home town of Wilton, Connecticut , with his girlfriend (whose name I forgot to write down) and a close pally (ditto) who also hail from Wilton, snapped at Sunday night’s Wadsworth after-party .

AP reporter Dave Germain is reporting that the 2006 box-office picture is better than last year’s because the movies aren’t as sucky. “[The] studios avoided a repeat of their stinker-of-the-week performance of 2005,” he writes, “when seemingly every Friday brought a big new movie that audiences stayed away from [like] the action bombs Stealth and The Island, the comedies The Honeymooners, Rebound and Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, the historical epic Kingdom of Heaven and the remakes House of Wax and The Bad News Bears.” Maybe…but it’s worth repeating the view held in some corners and salons that if the “director’s cut” of Ridley Scott‘s Kingdom of Heaven (i.e., the one currently in DVD stores) opened instead of the truncated version that Fox put into theatres, the Average Joe turn-off factor would have been much lower, if not eliminated altogether.

I didn’t see any of the L.A. Film Festival award-winners, but congrats to Steve Collins‘ Gretchen (winner of the Target Filmmaker Award for Best Narrative Feature), Amy Berg ‘s Deliver Us From Evil (Target’s Best Documentary Feature winner), Robert Cary‘s Ira & Abby (Audience Award for Best Narrative Feature), Jeff Werner and Susan Koch‘s Mario’s Story (Audience Award for Best Documentary Feature), Tomer Heymann‘s Paper Dolls and so on. I’m presuming the whole list of winners will be posted on the festival’s site sooner or later.

“It’s also starting to hit me that Little Miss Sunshine has a real shot at picking up some critics awards and Oscar nominations — Jonathan Dayton and Valerie Faris for directing, Steve Carell and especially Paul Dano for Best Supporting Actor (the latter’s performance is especially good because two-thirds of it is done non-verbally, and yet he hits it out of the park with every facial muscle inflection and eye-roll), Michael Arndt for Best Screenplay, and so on.” — from today’s Sunshine feature, excerpted out of enthusiasm for Dano’s breakthrough perf.