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Chris Nolan has not only shot TheOdyssey entirely in full-screen (1.43:1) IMAX, but the apparent intention is to project the entire film in this boxy, super-tall aspect ratio.
Does anyone believe this? I don’t. Because it’s never happened before. Because IMAX films always wind up being projected in 1.85. Even in theatres capable of presenting a full IMAX image, it’s always a cheat. Because it’s a marketing scam. Because it’s all a lie, or has been so far.
…to Just Jared for running the first photo of a bewigged BradPitt as Cliff Booth in DavidFincher and QuentinTarantino‘s currentlyfilming TheAdventuresofCliffBooth (Netflix).
Pitt/Cliff appears to be wearing the same kind of yellow Hawaiian-style shirt that he wore in QT’s OnceUponaTimeinHollywood, which in itself conveys a basically traditional / conservative attitude.
The moustache, however, is a mistake. Tens of thousands of blonde-haired guys wore these ‘staches in the ’70s in order to ape the Robert Redford in Butch CassidyandtheSundance Kid mystique.
Redford‘s mustachioed gunslinger was cool but the imitators weren’t. Clean-shaven Cliff was cool in OUATIH, but now he looks dorky.
SuggestiontoFincher: Have Cliff wear a “Death To Disco” T-shirt at one point or another.
…why I was wasting my time on TikTok reactions to those Sydney Sweeney American Eagle “good genes” ads…these Clueless Clems have surely realized by now that by the early afternoon (Monday, 7.28) the entire MSM had jumped on this story also.
I was told yesterday that a University of Chicago student is looking to write an essay about prison movies. I was asked if I’d be willing to share some thoughts about this genre. Here’s what I sent along:
First and foremost, I don’t want to know from prison movies as a rule. Prison movies are almost always — inevitably — about systemic suffocation or more precisely and ominously a kind of state-imposed death…repression, resignation and the turning off of spiritual lights.
I realize that the best ones address the age-old question “why does a caged bird sing?”
And speaking of birds…yes, I know that John Frankenheimer’s BirdmanofAlcatraz (‘62) is about a kind of liberation within this hellish suffocation, but it’s still set in a place of grim, gloomy, concrete regimentation.
Prison movies are generally bad for the human soul. So much of real life and standard-issue drama is about spiritual or economic confinement. I am currently living in a prison of my own making, and every day I’m trying to bust out.
You know what a good “prison” movie is/was? Arthur Miller’s Deathof A Salesman — both the LeeJ.Cobb and Dustin Hoffman versions. Or Sidney Lumet’s ThePawnbroker. Or PrinceoftheCity..
I admired Jacques Audiard’s TheProphet (‘10) but I’ll never re-watch it because it simply lacks sufficient oxygen.
And yet I was deeply moved by Lazio Nemes’ SonofSaul (‘15), arguably the grimmest, most hopeless WWII concentration camp film ever made.
I respect Buzz Kulik’s KillMeIfYouCan (‘77), but mainly for Alan Alda’s ace-level performance as Caryl Chessman. Ditto Lawrence Schiller’s TheExecutioner’s Song (‘82) with Tommy Lee Jones. And yet both are primarily legal strategy films.
The best “boy, it sure is fucking miserable living in a U.S. prison” flick is Robert M. Young’s Short Eyes (‘77), which is based on a stage play by Miguel Pinero. (It’s the only prison film I’ve seen more than once, and possibly even thrice.)
The only ones I want to even think about watching or re-watching are prison escape movies: EscapeFromAlcatraz, CallNorthside777, TheGreatEscape, TheHotRock, Ben Stiller’s EscapeFromDonnemara.
If I never watch TheShawshank Redemption again, it’ll be too soon.
I loathe TheGreen Mile with every last fiber of my being.
Greg Kwedar’s SingSing is a “lemme the fuck outta here!” film. I felt bored and drained by the set-up and especially by Colman Domingo’s soulful lead performance. The more emotion the prisoners summoned from within, the more bummed-out I felt. While sitting through it I was thinking “where is James Cagney and his Cody Jarrett break-out routine when you really need it?”
Oh, and I really hate Franklin Schaffner and Steve McQueen’s Papillon (‘73). Ditto LifeIsBeautiful.
If you’re flying to Europe on the reasonably-priced Scandinavian Airlines (SAS), you’ll have to accept a stopover in Stockholm, Oslo or Copenhagen. So on my way to the Venice Film Festival (the outgoing JFK red-eye leaves late Saturdayafternoon, 8.23) I’ll be staying in Copenhagen for 25, 26 hours…something in that vicinity.
But the next day I won’t be flying straight to Venice’s Marco Polo airport. Just for the eye-filling splendor of it all, I’m flying instead from Copenhagen–Kastrup to Luca Guadagnino’s Milan (haven’t stood before the Duomo since ‘92) and then taking a late-Monday-morning train to Katharine Hepburn and Rosanno Brazzi’s Venezia San Lucia. Just for the visual-sensual-spiritual-atmospheric aspects.
I’ve visited Venice as an X-factor traveller-tourist six or seven times, and have never stayed for more than two or three days. Next month’s visit will last 12 days.
I’ll be hitting Milan for nearly a full day on my way back
Speaking as one who proudly and joyously refuses to sink into the fetid fanboy swamp that is The Fantastic Four: First Steps, are there any honest HE readers out there who can trash it with class and intelligence?
American Eagle’s official slogan — “Sydney Sweeney has great jeans” is code for “Sydney Sweeney has great tits” or “Sydney Sweeney has a great ass.” Obviously.
And all the sexless, Stalinist wokesters are howling about this….(a) “Eugenics!”, (b) “They’re weird…like Nazi weird…like fascist weird…dog-whistle shit.”
We do, however, have an ongoing interest in the future-tense lives of Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot. The latter, by the way, has resigned from Astronomer…no choice, c’est la vie, etc.
Bottom line: Andy and Kristin need to embrace their notoriety, not run from it.
2nd by-the-way: The Paltrow Astronomer video was created by Ryan Reynolds‘ Maximum Effort.
Sacha Jenkins‘ Sunday Best (Netflix, now streaming) is a heartfelt, somewhat simplistic tribute to the late variety show host Ed Sullivan and particularly a celebration of Sullivan’s defiance of racist norms in this country back in the ’50s and early ’60s by booking top black performers on The Ed Sullivan Show (1948 to 1971)
If you’d asked me for a capsule description of Sullivan before viewing this 87-minute doc, I would have said something like “famously stiff-necked TV host with a sharp eye for emerging stand-out performing talent…particularly Elvis Presley in 1956 and The Beatles in ’64 and ’65…whatever and whomever was beginning to attract big attention, Sullivan booked them on his one-hour Sunday night show (CBS, 8 pm), always leaving them bigger names than before they’d appeared.”
But to hear it from Jenkins (who passed last May at age 53), Sullivan’s proudest historical achievement was his support of black entertainers. In this respect Sullivan was damn near revolutionary or at the very least bold as brass, Jenkins is saying.
Within this country’s generally racist whitebread culture during the eras of Harry Truman, Dwight D. Eisenhower, JFK and even Lyndon Johnson, Sullivan was way ahead of the social curve — impassioned, color-blind, conservative but adamant.
Sullivan biographer Gerald Nachman: “Most TV variety shows welcomed ‘acceptable’ black performers like Louis Armstrong, Pearl Bailey and Sammy Davis Jr….but in the early 1950s, long before it was fashionable, Sullivan was presenting more obscure black entertainers…Bo Diddley, Jackie Wilson, Fats Domino, the Platters, Brook Benton, the Supremes, Nina Simone.”
TV critic John Leonard: “There wasn’t an important black artist who didn’t appear on Ed’s show. [The Irish, Harlem-born Sullivan] defied pressure to exclude black entertainers or to avoid interacting with them on screen. Sullivan had to fend off his hard-won sponsor, Ford’s Lincoln dealers, after kissing Pearl Bailey on the cheek and daring to shake Nat King Cole‘s hand.”
If you search around there are several anecdotes that suggest Jenkins’ portrait of the straightlaced, somewhat prudish Sullivan is less than fully candid, if not sugar-coated. (Read his N.Y. Times obit, which is much tonally dryer and more circumspect than Jenkins’ cheerleader approach.)
Of course it’s partisan! Jenkins’ film is sharing a cultural-political viewpoint that many boomers (kids during the show’s heyday) probably haven’t considered, which is that in terms of encouraging liberal thought and condemning racism, Sullivan, by ushering scores of black performers into America’s living rooms, was as much as a positive social influencer, in a certain sense. as Martin Luther King.
Over the last 60 or 70 years Sullivan’s default associations have been Presley and the Beatles, slam dunk. Ask anyone. Jenkins doc, which debuted at the Tribeca Film Festival in ’23, pushes the “ballsy racial reformer” portrait much more than any colorful side sagas or anecdotes about white performers.
How good is Sunday Best on a craft or audience-absorption level? Passable, not great.
Last night I watched the second half of Billy Joel: And So It Goes, and honestly? I didn’t like it as much as Part One, which is like the first half of Lawrence of Arabia — troubled beginnings, difficult development, Joel’s relationship with wife #1 (Elizabeth Weber), the gradual finding of success in the ’70s and then up, up, up into the early ’80s…pow!
The second part is about basically about the pressures and difficulties of life at the top — 1982’s Nylon Curtain album, trying to connect with his emotionally remote father, the initially very happy Christie Brinkley years and the arrival of his first daughter Alexa, getting financially ripped off by his manager Frank Weber, “We Didn’t Start The Fire“, the Katie Lee Biegel marriage, serious alcohol abuse (Joel dried out at Silver Hill in ’02 or thereabouts), the marriage to Alexis Roderick and their two daughters, but gradually running out of gas and losing the drive to write new songs, etc.
Hell, the documentary runs out of gas. The general narrative drift is “things are harder, more complicated, boozier as the creative fire gradually dims,” etc.
Being married to a driven creative type with a turbulent emotional past is never a day at the beach…guaranteed.
It’s a bummer to think that the most recently composed Joel song that I’ve really liked is The River of Dreams (“In the middle of the niiiight”), which came out in July ’93. There hasn’t been an album of original songs since. 32 fucking years ago, man. Joel explains that songwriting-wise he’d become a burnt-out case, “tired of the tyranny of the rhyme,” etc.