In response to Bruce Willis being named as a former client of Hollywood madam Jody Gibson in a tell-all book hitting the stores today, Willis’ pit-bull attorney Marty Singer has told Page Six that “it’s a total fabrication…[Willis] doesn’t know the woman, he’s never met the woman. My client doesn’t need to pay for sex, he doesn’t pay for sex.” Whoa there, sunshine…every man on the face of the planet pays for sex. Dinners, movies, pledges of support, career investments, gifts, lifestyle subsidies, spontaneous endearments, etc. As Otis Young‘s “Mule” says in The Last Detail, “Any pussy you get in this life you’re gonna have to pay for, one way or the other.” (I just checked with the great Robert Towne to make sure the line is correctly quoted, and he said, “Yep, that’s it.”)