If someone has a PDF of Natalie Portman and Laura MosesBYO, allegedly a kind of “female-themed Superbad [about] a pair of twentysomething women who, after finding themselves unlucky in love, decide to throw a party to which each female attendee brings an eligible bachelor,” please forward. Not for review or anything — I just wanna read it.

L.A. Times guy Stephen Zeitchik reported on 11.12 that “the project [described in the headline as a raunchy comedy] has been passed on by several Hollywood studios [but] could still get made via either a studio or, more likely, via independent financing.

“Portman would star as one of the female leads and produce the movie. Studio executives [who’ve read the script] said they’ve been told Anne Hathaway has expressed interest in the second lead role.”