Uh-oh…wait a minute…Variety‘s Brian Lowry has panned The Breakup…sorry, The Break-Up: “Misleadingly marketed as a boisterous comedy, The Break-Up may be the first ‘last-date movie’ — the one you see with someone that you’re about to dump. Sporadic rays of sunshine emanate from the broad and gifted supporting cast, but the core story is almost relentlessly unpleasant, like sitting through a dinner party where the host couple does nothing but bicker.”