Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex turned 36 on 9.15.20, and already he’s on the ropes. Look at him — he’s almost completely wiped out. And in an era of micro-hair-plug restoration, needlessly. And he’s fairly loaded so he doesn’t even have to visit Prague to take care of things. I wouldn’t suggest anything too intense, but he could at least fill in some of the gaps and it wouldn’t look phony or anything. I’ve been there so don’t tell me. Going the Michael Stipe / Mr. Clean route is cool, but why any youngish, semi-flush dude coping with thinning hair wouldn’t want to at least arrest this syndrome and maybe fill things in a bit…for the life of me I can’t understand this.

Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, and Megan Markle, Duchess of Sussex.