If this was a film and Lindsay Lohan was playing a character like herself, listening to the warnings of a judge in court, I’d be geninely impressed. Because she’s not “acting” here, and yet her dolled-up face is a portrait of torrential contradictions. She’s nodding and going “yes, Your Honor” but it’s obvious she’s not there. She’s quietly livid because she’s finally begun to understand that her life is really and truly fucked. Lohan is a very fine actress, but in high-end Hollywood circles she’s seen as beyond repair.