Bowled Over

A few hours ago I finally saw the restored It, the frothy 1927 romcom that catapulted Clara Bow into superstardom. It screened at 3 pm at the Bedford Playhouse.

Over the decades I’ve watched…oh, a couple of dozen classic silent films via broadcast TV, streaming and DVD/Bluray, but before today I’d never actually sat down and seen a professionally restored, scratch-free, silvery-sheen silent on a large screen inside a first-rate theatre.

Bow is spunky, luscious and luminous, of course, but her male costars, the 40 year-old Antonio Moreno (the romantic lead) and the 43 year-old, British-born William Austin, pale alongside her — they don’t have her energy or any sort of male equivalent of “flesh impact.”

26 year-old Gary Cooper, whom Bow was romantically involved with during filming, has a dialogue-free cameo as a newspaper reporter, but he should have been cast as Bow’s principal object of desire (i.e., Moreno’s role)

The social customs, attitudes and presumptions depicted in It feel a bit creaky here and there, and it’s certainly stocked with what can only be called rube-level humor. But I enjoyed the spirited, screw-it-all attitude.

I couldn’t help noticing that the petite, cute-as-a-button Bow had hands and feet that weren’t exactly Japanese geisha-sized. No offense but her feet especially seemed a bit beefy.

Released in January of ’27, It was a silent film, of course. The Jazz Singer didn’t open until October of that year, but once sound came along the appeal of silent films plummeted fast.

Blue-chip restoration guru Robert Harris oversaw the It refreshment, and this spiffed-up, 99-year-old classic (“the first Hollywood romcom”) will continue to be screened on the festival circuit.

Unbridled spirit was the essence of Bow’s appeal. Her improvisational flapper energy comes right off the screen. She was a live wire extraordinaire.

“There seems to be no pattern, no purpose to her life. She swings from one emotion to another, but she gains nothing, stores up nothing for the future. She lives entirely in the present, not even for today but in the moment. Clara is the total nonconformist. What she wants she gets, if she can. What she desires to do, she does.

“She has a big heart, a remarkable brain, and the most utter contempt for the world in general. Time doesn’t exist for her, except that she thinks it will stop tomorrow. She has real courage, because she lives boldly. Who are we, after all, to say she is wrong?” — Adela Rogers St. John on Clara Bow.

From “Scandals of Classic Hollywood: Clara Bow, ‘It’ Girl.” by Hairpin‘s Anne Helen Petersen:

“Clara Bow doesn’t look like a relic. She doesn’t look like she belongs in the ’20s, or even in black and white. She looks nothing like the other stars of the silent era, who either seemed frozen in puberty (Mary Pickford, Lillian Gish), outrageously “exotic” (Theda Bara, Pola Negri), or untouchably glamorous (Gloria Swanson). This girl’s got something like whoa.

“Look at her. She looks so…MODERN. Like she could be a star today, right? When I show footage of Bow to my undergraduates, who generally consider the viewing of silent film as the sixth level of hell (trumped only by the viewing of Soviet silent film) they can’t take their eyes off her. It’s her movement, her eyes, the way she flirts with the camera.

“But it’s something else, too – something Billy Wilder once referred to as ‘flesh impact,’ a rare quality shared only with the likes of Jean Harlow, Rita Hayworth and Marilyn Monroe. Flesh impact meant having ‘flesh which photographs like flesh,’ flesh you felt you could reach out and touch — or flesh with which you would very much like to have sex.

That desire made Clara Bow a star, but would also make it easy to tell outrageous stories about her, and for people to believe those outrageous stories. In 1927, she was the No. 1 star in America. When she retired in 1931 amid a tangle of scandals, she was all of 28 years old.”

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Your Own Ones

Irish Heartbeat,” a late ’80s song performed by Van Morrison and the Chieftains, isn’t much different from a thought I posted last May while sitting in Oslo airport:

“It’s very calming and comforting to be in a country that’s basically white, white, whiter-than-Wonderbread,” I wrote. “Just as Richard Pryor felt ecstatic upon visiting developed African countries in the ‘70s, I’m feeling a similar kind of kinship and fraternity. I am among my own here. I like the atmosphere of mellow restraint…those laid-back Norwegian vibes.”

In response to this a woke terrorist called “fallsdownamountaintwice” posted the following:

Is He Kidding?

Everyone who remembers Tom Jones from his ’60s heyday understands that aging is inevitable, but this? A white-haired guy singing from a chair? Imagine if Bob Dylan were to let himself go like this.

Fatherland Mineral Water

There’s something vaguely Third Reich-ian about that eight-pointed red star with the lion drawing in the center. (Or is that a dragon?)

Did the top Third Reich guys used to sip this stuff? Gerolsteiner Brunnen GmbH & Co., a German mineral water firm with its seat in Gerolstein in the Eifel mountains, actually dates back to the 1890s. The Gerolsteiner factory was destroyed in am allied bombing raid during Christmas of 1944.

Old Lips

This is actually pretty good stuff. Grade-A Larry David writing. Barack exudes just the right amount of suppressed disdain. What’s it called, a Mango Tango?

Scourge That Re-Elected The Beast

[HE gush rant, posted this morning, in “Joe Apparently on Last Legs” thread]

MAGA ardor was partially created by an open border plus inflation concerns during the Biden presidency, but it was intensified by general, across-the-board, foam-at-the-mouth woke insanity. And I don’t want to hear one single scolding comment from Bobby Peru…not one!

Biden-era “woke insanity” meant (a) identity issues taking precedence over bread-and-butter issues, (b) the smothering of cinematic art by way of woke ideology and “presentism” in casting, (c) the dominance of race, gender & sexuality over damn near everything, (d) career assassinations by way of #MeToo-driven cancel culture, (e) drag performers in elementary schools, (f) general divisiveness between woke elites and average Joes & Janes, (g) general anti-white-male sentiments in films and within urban media culture, (h) “defund the police”, (i) equity over meritocracy, (j) Young kids indoctrinated with trans ideology teachings & generally encouraged to regard their sexuality as fluid non-binary, (k) cancelling Abraham Lincoln, (l) mass hip-hop hoodie shopliftings in department stores, (m) The metaphor of homeless sociopaths shitting on the streets of San Francisco, (n) educators advocating for gender transitions among minors without parental involvement, (o) Lily Gladstone’s identity-driven Best Actress campaign, (p) Justin Chang trashing “The Holdovers” because of that “Mr. Moto” scene, (q) pregnant men, (r) that drag queen “Last Supper” tableau at Paris Olympics…all of this crap and more.

I’m sorry to note that Trump was re-elected in ‘24 by exploiting resentment over inflation and unchecked immigration and over the plague of French terror wokeness & by generally fanning the flames. I voted for Hillary, Joe & Kamala. Yes, Trump has certainly turned off tens of millions since 1.20.25 and Repubs will surely suffer steep losses in the ‘26 midterms and hallelujah for that, but myopic MAGA sentiments aren’t wrong on every single issue. (Most or many but not all.)

Sleepy Joe Biden, who will sadly not be with us for too much longer, brought about his own destruction and the wokeys surely triggered Trump’s victory over Kamala. Wokesters were the social provocateurs who ushered in the Trump horror. Condemn Trump for his general mafia corruption, criminality and authoritarianism, of course, but he wouldn’t have been re-elected without the bleeding wokeys.

Joe Apparently On Last Legs

As much as I despise former president Joe Biden for deciding to run for re-election in ’22 and thereby ushering in a second Donald Trump term, I’m genuinely sorry that his cancer affliction is getting worse.

“The cancer has spread, metastasized into his bones and further,” Hunter Biden recently told ​BBC’s Newsnight. “It’s very painful and it’s very debilitating ⁠in many respects.”

15 or 16 months ago Biden revealed that he had ​been diagnosed with an “aggressive form” of prostate ​cancer, adding that it had spread to ‌his ⁠bones. If I were going through this I would quickly become a heroin addict. Very tough deal….condolences.

Reagan-Era Hearing Aid

I’ve never seriously looked at buying a good hearing aid because (a) I can hear well enough (I only have trouble when I’m talking to chronic mumblers, especially during loud parties), (b) I resent having to pay out of pocket — why can’t my insurance (Medicare + United Health) cover the purchase?, (c) the ones I’ve tried make everything sound metallic and unnatural, (d) I’m lazy, and (e) I hate the appearance of the flesh-colored kind — I want only tiny black ones that wrap around your ear but without the tinny distortion — I want their amplification to sound really great.

It hit me the other day that mini-cassette recorders of the ’80s delivered great sound via headphones. You’d put the headphones on, plug them into the player and hit record — everything would sound much more pronounced and super-specific, way above the level of your natural hearing. So why don’t they sell devices today than can do the same (i.e., absorb and transform natural sound into something that’s much more treble-y and bassy)?

Magical Surrealism in Norway

In Cristian Mungiu’s Fjord (Neon, 10.9), the ending offers a glimpse of magical realism. I’m not going to spoil it but the film, which is about a politically persecuted religious family of five headed by Sebastian Stan‘s Mihai Gheorghiu (dad) and Renate Reinsve‘s Lisbet (wife/mom), ends with a shot of a young Norwegian girl (Henrikke Lund-Olsen) doing something extraordinary.

I noticed this during my viewing of Mungiu’s film in Cannes last May. I described it in my review later that day. But not a single fellow Cannes viewer has even mentioned it. No explanations or reactions or anything — either you spot it or you don’t.

It vaguely reminded me of a striking levitation scene in Pier Paolo Pasolini’s Teorema (’68). A pious housemaid named Emilia (Laura Betti) leaves the wealthy bourgeois household where she has worked, and, having been spiritually reborn or rejuvenated by Terrence Stamp’s transformational saint, achieves some kind of mystical transcendence upon returning to her hometown. She is seen floating above a home, prompting locals to revere her as a saint in her own right.

I also thought of the famous final scene in Lars von Trier‘s Breaking the Waves in which large visible church bells ring out from the sky above the sea following the death of Bess (Emily Watson). This magical occurence serves as a kind of spiritual benediction for poor, self-sacrificing Bess, who has recently died.

Here’s Hoping

Earlier today Jordan Ruimy posted about a special Venice Film Festival screening of a “yet to be announced” film that will apparently screen on Thursday, 9.10. A source has told Ruimy that the title was held back from the original Venice slate announcement due to “security reasons”.

Word around the campfire is that the film might be Michel Franco‘s Circles, reportedly a 90-minute, Hebrew-language, black-and-white drama about the early stirrings of the state of Israel (i.e., early to mid ’50s) and particularly the exploits of IDF commando Meir Har Zion and his sister Shoshana.

Meir Har-Zion went on to become “a legendary and controversial figure…in the eyes of many, the greatest IDF fighter but to others, a man whose problematic moral outlook raised troubling questions.”

Paul Newman‘s Ari Ben-Canaan, the leading Israeli character in Otto Preminger‘s Exodus (’60), is generally believed to have been based on Har-Zion.

Circles, reportedly shot within a 1.66:1 aspect ratio, is Franco’s tenth feature film.

Moshe Dayan once described Har Zion as “the finest of our commando soldiers, the best soldier ever to emerge in the IDF…the elite of the elite.” His three-year military career (1954–56) was cut short by battle injuries, but he re-upped during the 1967 and 1973 wars.

AI sez: “In December 1954, Shoshana and a companion named Oded Wegmeister hiked into the Judean Desert (then Jordanian territory) and were ambushed and murdered by Bedouin members of the Arab al-Rashayda tribe. Distraught by her death, Meir Har-Zion and a small group of Unit 101 comrades crossed into Jordan in March 1955 to carry out an unsanctioned reprisal killing.”