“Man” issues

If I could clap my hands three times and rid the world of the Mozilla ActiveX plugin, I would clap my hands three times. You need to load the damn thing to watch trailers on the AOL Moviefone site but which it won’t load. The latest trailer I can’t watch because of this problem is one for Barry Levinson‘s Man of the Year (Universal, 10.13.06), an allegedly shrewd and restrained political comedy with Robin Williams, Laura Linney and Christopher Walken.
A friend who saw Man of the Year at a small screening a few months ago swore up and down it’s funny and corrosive and Levinson’s best since Wag the Dog. But I couldn’t accept her word (she’s not the most cultivated cineaste) so I called Barry’s reps and his producers to ask some questions about it, and they all said “who?…what?…too early.”

No director has swerved up and down and back and forth like Barry Levinson. Whenever a new movie of his comes along, everyone always asks, “Will it be a good Barry or a bad Barry?” There are actually two bad Barry’s — the guy who makes expensive commercial crap (Sphere, Indiana Holmes and the Temple of Doom) and modest, lower-profile commercial crap (An Everlasting Piece, Envy, Bandits). The good Barry, of course, makes films like , Avalon, Rain Man, Wag the Dog, Diner, etc.
Man of the Year is about a talk show comedian named Tom Dobbs (Williams) who decides to run for president as a goof, but faces some major problems when he unexpectedly wins. Why would that be a problem, I wonder? Would Jon Stewart be in a pickle if he were to run and win? I don’t see why. Chris Rock handled the job okay. The lesson of George Bush is that anyone can be president these days. You don’t need wisdom, character, brains — you just need to win and the determination to try and apply your power. I for one would vote for Walken for president without even thinking about it. I would…really.

Descent

I just thought I’d put up this Descent one-sheet and ask for interpretations. It’s obviously meant to look like a kind of Rorschach ink blot by way of Heironymus Bosch. It seems just as obvious to me that the artist who created this poster had his/her head in Vulvaland. It looks like some kind of mad Dali-esque scene from a Ken Russell movie. The message is either “beware those who would enter this chamber” or that some kind of satori consciousness awaits.

As I Lay Dying

As I Lay Dying

Usually if I go to a comedy and don’t laugh, I’ll wind up writing it’s no good or that I hate it, or both. Well, a different thing happened with Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (Columbia, 8.4). I didn’t laugh much at all — two or three titters, a couple of chuckles — but it’s not a bad film. I respected it. It’s quite smart, very hip and a piece of searing social criticism.
I just didn’t laugh. Well, barely. A critic sitting next next to me was shrieking — you should have heard the sounds he was making — and I sat there like one of those statues on Easter Island.


Wil Ferrell, Sascha Baron Cohen in Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

I’ve seen Little Miss Sunshine three times and felt light and tickled each time, but that’s a film about real people. I recognized every character from my own life, and it kept reminding me of how folks actually are and how pathetic and yet hilarious it can all seem. Talladega Nights is all about stereotypes. There’s not a real person in the whole thing. That’s not a bad strategy on Will Ferrell and director Adam McKay’s part — it’s just the way they decided to go.
Except their humor is impersonal. It isn’t about human foibles and quirks and peculiarities. Every last character in Talladega Nights is an archetype or cliche. It never gets “real” or down to earth. (Same deal with their last film, Anchorman.) Nobody exudes any kind of quiet, settled-down ordinary-ness. Again, this isn’t a problem. McKay and Ferrell know what they’re doing. And they decided to do a Southern social-critique thing and write all the characters as eccentric twits or douchebags or styrofoam heads. A lot of people are going to find this quite funny…whatever.
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Joke after joke, scene after scene, Talladega show us what total fools white-trash Southern hee-haws are. It says they’ve got no real values and they care only about conspicuous consumption, and that all they like to do is tear around in muscle cars, buy new stuff, serve their kids junk food and go apeshit at NASCAR races. And it doesn’t let up.
The irony, of course, is that Tallageda is expected to play much stronger with red- staters than anyone else. The people it shits on the heaviest are going to be its biggest fans.
It actually goes a little too hard on the folks down there. Talladega is really mean. Mort Sahl said the cruelest jokes are the funniest, but there’s a limit. I wanted to find a Southerner and gived him/her a hug after seeing it.

I love all kinds of things about the South. Southern life doesn’t have to be about vulgarity or voting for Dubya or hating the environment. But when it comes to driving fast cars I’m more of a Last American Hero type than a Dukes of Hazzard guy. And when it comes to comedies I prefer everyday average realism as a starting ground.
I haven’t really laughed at anything Will Ferrell’s done since he did his George Bush impressons. He makes me smirk at times. Maybe if I went back to smoking dope I’d find him funny, but I’ll never get high again so that’s that
I loved Sacha Baron Cohen as Farrell’s arch-nemesis, a gay French race-car driver named Jean Girard. In fact, now that I’m thinking about it, I did laugh at Talladega when Cohen was on-screen and cranking. I can’t make myself feel much enthusi- asm about anyone or anything else in the film. While I was intellectually apprecia- ting what Ferrell and McKay were up to, this movie was also making me feel para- lyzed. At times I felt like I was hibernating. I felt like a bear. At times I was making hibernating-bear snoring sounds.
I was roused out of my slumber when Ferrell stabbed his left leg to prove to his friends he’s actually paralyzed, even though it’s psychosomatic. And I chuckled at an insert shot of a French-language cover of “L’Etranger” by Albert Camus. And I half-snorted at a fake Eleanor Roosevelt quote in the beginning.
But I spent a lot of time dreaming about things I’d like to do and places I’d like to see before I sleep. This movie isn’t giving me anything, I was muttering to myself. It’s not bad and I respect Ferrell and McKay, but it’s eating up two hours of my life.

I left about five minutes before it ended (it didn’t matter) and as I was walking up the aisle I saw a woman sitting in the back row, and talk about a morose expres- sion. This woman wasn’t thinking about places she’d like to visit — she was think- ing about whether she felt better about a bottle of Seconals or a sharp razor blade in a warm tub. Every time I think about Talladega Nights that woman’s face is going to come back to me.
I really do love the South in a lot of ways. I love Savannah, Georgia, and those fine old rural plantations with their mossy tall trees. My grandfather came from a Kentucky horse farm, and something about that probably softened my feelings about rural Southern life. I’ve always felt a kind of love for Lyndon Johnson, deluded and self-destructive as he was, in part because he reminds me of my grandfather. I’ll always love young Elvis (the ’54 to ’57 version). I loved Tommy Lee Jones’ char- acter in Coal Miner’s Daughter. And I’ve always love those fatty Southern foods and the way those earth aromas fill up if you stand in some rural area late at night and just breathe them in.
I guess I’m acknowledging in my usual half-assed way that Talladega Nights really is a Southern culture trip, and all the brassy vulgarity it shows made me think about the aspects of Southern life that are getting lost and smothered by corporate forces…the same thing that’s happening everywhere to American small-town life.

In and Out at Toronto

Roger Michell‘s Venus (Miramax, 12.15), which has that allegedly delicious Peter O’Toole lead performance, is going to play at the Toronto Film Festival. And Alfonso Cuaron ‘s Children of Men (Universal, 9.29), which everyone wet their pants over at Comic-Con and which Alejandro Gonzalez Innaritu says has the visual chops of a Stanley Kubrick film, is not going to Toronto.

A Dog’s Life

If I come back as a dog, I’d wouldn’t want to live in Asia because there’d be a fair chance I’d be killed and chopped up and grilled and served as somebody’s meal. I’d want to be a rich American dog living in Beverly Hills. Point of fact, I’d like to live with Candice Bergen and have the kind of life that this basset hound is living. Except I’d want be be a golden retriever. Seriously, read this story and who’s got it better — this dog or your average citizen in southern Lebanon?

Whither “Kings”?

Waaay down at the bottom of his Film Convictions page, with a Permalink anchor, is a “Hangman” review written about two months ago of Steve Zallian‘s All The King’s Men. Take it with a grain, but at least there are hints and indications. About what may be up with it, I mean. As explored here, here and here.

Bordertown shutdown

I was going to report that Jennifer Lopez‘s Bordertown, a drama about several unsolved murders of poor women in the El Paso-Juarez areas, would finally see the light of a projector lamp on 10.20.06. Except it’s not happening, and nobody you call seems to have a clue when it might be seen.
10.20 is when the IMDB says MGM will be releasing the Gregory Nava-directed drama about a reporter (Lopez) looking into the murders. Not true, according to MGM publicist Jeff Pryor. And pay no mind to the fact that there’s an MGM-related Bordertown website either. MGM had negotiations about distributing it but nothing came to fruition, says Pryor, and you can definitely forget about it opening on 10.20. So who’s distributing Bordertown? No idea, says Pryor.
Two reps working for Lopez at William Morris said they didn’t know either “but why don’t you try Warner Bros.?”, one said. I did…nothing. I also tried New Line, which looked at possibly distributing Bordertown when they were working in the spring of ’05 on the Monster-in-Law opening, but I was told “nope…never happened.” A New Line friend told me that Bob Berney‘s Picturehouse considered distributing Bordertown also, but they also backed off. Five’ll get your ten Bordertown will show up sometime in early to mid ’07 as a straight-to-video thing. Bets?
Same deal, I’m guessing, for Minnie Driver‘s Virgin of Juarez, which is about the same subject with Driver playing a reporter digging into the heart of El Paso-Juarez darkness.

Darjeeling Limited

There was an either-or work situation that Owen Wilson was looking at not long ago — a high-paying role in Steven Brill‘s Drillbit Taylor, some kind of simple-ass Paramount comedy, or a role in Wes Anderson‘s not-as-well-paying “India movie”, the title of which has now been revealed by Production Weekly as The Darjeeling Limited. But something worked out or Owen just chose the right thing, but he’s now doing the India flick. It begins shooting in December. Cowritten by Anderson, Roman Coppola and Jason Schwartzman, it’s about three brothers travelling through India. And the brothers will be played by Owen, Jason and…Luke Wilson? HE suggestion to Wes: drop the “The” in the title and just call it Darjeeling Limited. The three-word title doesn’t roll off the tongue that easily. Naturally I’d like to score a copy of the script, and it’s starting to get around so it’s just a matter of time. If anyone wants to trade an Adobe PDF version for one of my scripts….

Brett Ratner inspected

This Devin Faraci CHUD interview with Brett Ratner is four days old (by internet standards that’s almost like saying it’s a parchment scroll found in an underground tomb) but it’s a worthwhile education about where Ratner is at these days and how he sees himself. He acknowledges that “people have always hated me” and mentions that Paul Thomas Anderson threatened to put a bullet in Ratner’s head if he carried through on his plan to remake John CassavettesKilling of a Chinese Bookie ,and talks about Roman Polanski’s willingness to play a small part in Rush Hour 3 which Ratner will start shooting in seven or eight weeks time.
“I think there√ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√¢‚Äû¬¢s a blurred line between my public persona and my work,” he says. “It just happened. I think eventually people are going to look back and go, Wow. I√ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√¢‚Äû¬¢m not going to be in the tabloids anymore, I√ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√¢‚Äû¬¢m not going to be in Us Magazine, and they√ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√¢‚Äû¬¢re going to be able to look at the film and how it holds up as a film on its own. It won√ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√¢‚Äû¬¢t be about √ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√ã≈ìBrett Ratner speaks in the third person, so he√ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√¢‚Äû¬¢s an asshole.√ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√¢‚Äû¬¢ And I don√ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√¢‚Äû¬¢t speak in the third person, but that√ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√¢‚Äû¬¢s what they say. People have always hated me. It√ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√¢‚Äû¬¢s not annoying at all. The meanest group is Defamer and Harry Knowles. I don√ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√¢‚Äû¬¢t take myself that seriously. It√ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√¢‚Äû¬¢s like, come on. I totally laugh at it. If I did take it seriously, it would probably be worse than what it is.
“I love what I do. I love filmmakers. Werner Herzog is here [in Los Angeles] — how cool is that? The biggest star could be in the room and I care about the filmmakers √ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√¢‚Ǩ≈ì the directors and cinematographers and the producers. These are the people that I admire. And I love movies. I drove up from LA and the whole ride we played The Movie Game. We did movies with animals as the star. I went on and on and on and I was like, √ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√ã≈ìWoah, I have seen a lot of movies!√ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√¢‚Äû¬¢
“At the end of the day I want to leave a mark somehow. If one of my films holds up 100 years from now I√ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√¢‚Äû¬¢ll be happy wherever I√ɬ¢√¢‚Äö¬¨√¢‚Äû¬¢m watching from.”

Talladega killing

Talladega Nights (Columbia) is going to grab about $35 million this weekend…maybe more. One tracking report says general awareness is 89, definite interest is 47 (that’s big) and first choice among all pictures in release is 24 — one person out of four. And this is from an urban sample. It goes without saying it’s gonna kill ’em in the boonies — a movie like this is red meat for the red states.
Meaning it’s going to more than double the Miami Vice tally, which will probably come in around $13 or $14 million.
World Trade Center Paramount, 8.9) looks like it’ll have a pretty decent five-day opening tally (it preems on Wednesday, 8.9). It has an 85% general, 35% definite interest, 12% no interest and 10% first choice from one tracking report. It could do reasonably well — $25, $26 million. It doesn’t seem to be courting the negatives that United 93 had. (The negatives for that film were in the low teens just prior to opening.) Being on the cover of Newsweek undoubtedly helped to some extent.
Snakes on a Plane opens two weeks from tomorrow and it’s not looking like gangbusters. There seems to be a significant group that’s not getting the joke and doesn’t want to get the joke, and who just want their horror films served straight without the silly-cheesy stuff.

Another Mel angle

Studio executives who’ve said nothing about Mel Gibson’s anti-Semitic remarks “are clearly not the bravest people in the world,” producer Howard Rosenman has told L.A. Times columnist Patrick Goldstein. “They don’t want to alienate Mel or [Gibson agent] Ed Limato, one of the most powerful agents in town. They’re all thinking, what happens if he comes out of this and I’ve said something? He won’t work with me when I need him.”