I laughed when I heard somebody say last week that if Mitt Romney wins the 2012 election the U.S. will become Pottersville. But I wonder how many people under 45 or 50 even get the meaning of this term? I’m mentioning this because “Pottersville” is, I feel, a great laser term that really drills to the heart of what many people believe that Romney-ism, miser-ism and the dog on the roof of the station wagon actually means.

I can’t believe I forgot to mention my strongest reaction to The Avengers, which is that it doesn’t look good enough. Not after seeing those 10 minutes of Hobbit footage at 48 frames-per-second in Las Vegas. How can you keep ’em down on the farm after they’ve seen Paree? Super-expensive CG eye-candy flotsam has to be delivered at 48 fps from here on, and I for one, being “experienced,” felt unsatisfied by the textural tone, sheen and 3D detail of The Avengers. It doesn’t cut it. Not any more, it doesn’t.

Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman, the directors of Lovelace, are serious guys, but the new one-sheet simply says the film has X-rated content…which, given the theme and the scheme, isn’t complex or intriguing enough. The marketing guys should have tried harder.

Dave Itzkoff‘s 2.1012 N.Y. Times piece reports that “the story, told in flashbacks, is broken into three acts by having Linda Lovelace explaining her life to three different interviewers.” Epstein and Freidman have described the acts as “[the] protagonist’s ascent, decline and ’80s-era redemption.” On top of which each part will be allegedly depicted “in a different style that would fit the content.”

Based on a true story, Simon Wincer‘s The Cup (Myriad, 5.11) is an allegedly uplifting Australian race-horsing drama. “From the director of Free Willy” is a bit troubling; ditto the 31% Rotten Tomatoes rating from its Australian debut last October. But my biggest concern, of course, is that heavenly glow coming from the clouds, which says that somebody’s dead.

It was announced today that the 2012 Los Angeles Film Festival (6.14 through 6.24) will close with Steven Soderbergh‘s Magic Mike, the Channing Tatum stripper film. Woody Allen‘s To Rome With Love will open it, of course. Seeking A Friend For The End of the World and Beasts of the Southern Wild will also screen. I’m going to miss the whole thing due to being in Switzerland.

“There’s something almost stunning about the straight-up realism in Haywire‘s fight scenes. Or nostalgic, I should say. As director Steven Soderbergh has acknowledged, the fight-scene realism is a kind of tribute to the train-compartment battle between Sean Connery and Robert Shaw in From Russia With Love (’63). Either you’ve seen and remembered what was great about that fight scene, or you haven’t.

“With their phony, fetishy, high-flying action-ballet bullshit, most Asian martial-arts films (efforts like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon excepted) get it so completely wrong, for whatever reason not understanding or unable to deliver Haywire‘s simple aesthetic.

“Soderbergh’s shooting and editing of the Haywire fight scenes is exquisite. Haywire is faster and more furious than Drive, but Soderbergh is clearly coming from the same ‘tone it down, think it through and make it real’ school of action cinema. At no time do Haywire‘s action scenes give you that awful feeling of being artificially adrenalized and jacked-up for the sake of coherence-defying Michael Bay-o sensation.” — from my 11.7.01 review.

I was shruggingly okay with Joss Whedon‘s The Avengers (Disney, 4.11), which I saw last night. I mean, it’s corporate CG piss in a gleaming silver bucket but I just sat there and went “okay, whatever, fine…I don’t hate it or anything.” I agree with MCN’s David Poland that “it doesn’t suck” but it’s “not actually a really good, memorable summer Movie Movie.” I looked at my watch only once, and that says something, I guess.

But I don’t think The Avengers is important enough to warrant an in-depth review, especially given my general loathing of comic-book superhero movies (with the exception of Chris Nolan‘s Batman flicks and maybe two or three others). So no general summary-and-synopsis. But I’ll share a few thoughts:

(1) Although funny at times, it’s basically a bludgeoning. You walk away feeling spent and anti-exhilarated. “Wow…that was loud,” i said as I shuffled out. “And big. And noisy as shit. And determined. With 7 or 8 funny lines. Did it kill midtown Manhattan worse than Michael Bay killed Chicago in Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon? Or does that matter? I don’t know. Where do you wanna eat?”

(2) About 12 or 13 years ago I came up with an idea for one big super-parody of all CG superhero/disaster/monster/zombie films. A movie that would hit you with everything — tidal waves and earthquakes and an asteroid slamming into earth, and thousand-year-old zombies being awoken by the rumbling as well as dinosaurs — dinosaurs battling zombies! — and vampires and wolf men and slithering CG serpents, and each and every world-famous landmark being destroyed (including the Egyptian pyramids) while zombies eat Frankenstein alive and Dracula has his head bitten off by a T-Rex. And then another big meteor hits and the earth suffers further onslaughts of super tidal waves and earthquakes, and everything is just buried and drowned and burned all to hell. This is kind of what The Avengers would secretly like to deliver. The problem is that Joss Whedon and the Marvel honchos and the other corporate whores who made this are too tied to corrupt, pre-realized geek-faith “reality” jails and way too invested in maintaining and fortifying revenue streams. If they were truly free of heart and spirit they might go in my direction and just pull out all the stops and go full whacko.

(3) I agree with Amy Nicholson‘s opinion, expressed in a 4.20 Boxoffice.com review, that Mark Ruffalo‘s Bruce Banner/Hulk is the coolest and most agreeable element in the whole thing. Up with Ruffalo!

(4) Robert Downey, Jr.‘s Tony Stark/Iron Man has the best quips…surprise! But he’s still a Republican, and I just couldn’t shake that as I watched. “Tony Stark is a Republican who probably supports Romney,” etc. Over and over and over in my head.

(5) No comic-book fanboy has ever explained to me the appeal of watching superheroes duke it out as such battles ALWAYS deliver the same back-and-forth. One superhero will assert temporary superiority by pounding the other and then throwing him/her backwards through a wall or a plate of glass or whatever, and then this briefly humbled combatant will recover, shake it off and pound his/her opponent and then throw him/her through a wall or a plate of glass or whatever. Repeat ad infinitum. This is all that ever happens. Have the people who write and make these films descended to the level of dumb beasts?

(6) It’s a bit odd that The Avengers was shot in 1.85 rather than 2.35, which is how most many superhero movies are captured. Christopher Nolan’s Batman Begins was shot and projected at 2.4 to 1, I believe, but The Dark Knight was shot in 1.85….I think. The Avengers cost $200 million to make. What was the least super-expensive spectacle movie to be shot in 1.85? My memory tells me Waterworld but I’m not entirely certain.

(7) The best scene happens in Act One when the moronic, one-note Loki (Tom Hiddleston) asserts his power in a plaza in Stuttgart, Germany. He orders a crowd of people to drop to their knees and says, “You were made to be ruled!” And then one brave old guy, probably a Holocaust survivor, stands up and says something to the effect that tyrants are all the same. Loki is the reigning villain (if you don’t count the aliens hovering above), and it’s the best retort to a bad guy that i’ve seen or heard in a long time.

I’ve felt so saturated — fatigued — with Prometheus teasers and trailers that I initially pushed this latest version away. But it’s the most plot-explicit trailer yet. Ridley Scott‘s film opens 36 days hence in the U.S. (6.8), and on 5.30, 6.1 and 6.2 in much of Europe and the Middle East.

There’s obviously a general trend among major releases to open commercially overseas before they open in the U.S. I’m presuming this is intended to minimize piracy biting into legit revenue streams. At least I’ll get to stay abreast of things while I’m in Europe, which will be for a fairly long period — 5.4 through 6.30.

Warner Bros. publicity has invited me to press screenings of Tim Burton‘s Dark Shadows next week…thanks! But they won’t let me see it this week despite my informing them that I’m flying to Berlin on Thursday…much obliged! Via Berlin is having a press screening of Dark Shadows next Monday at Cinestar Potsdamer Platz, but it’s a German-dubbed version. Astonishing. (U.S. film publicists never show dubbed versions of anything.) So my only option is to catch a non-dubbed version commercially on Thursday, 5.10 — a day before it opens in the U.S.

The irresponsible party-animal dad teaches his disciplined and resentful son a thing or two about kicking back and getting a little fun out of life. Really? Parental influence is constant, but nobody guides or persuades anybody to act in a more alpha, slap-happy way. People find their own way into behavioral adjustments…or they don’t.