Bad Moon Rising

This is how evil righties could win the ’22 midterms — not with a bang but by leading a “fuck you” charge in a pushback movement against Critical Race Theory fanatics.

Average Wonderbread Joes do not want their kids being taught that white folks harbor an evil racist code in their blood, and yet teaching this to young kids is a solemn priority of wokester hardcores like Anastasia Higginbotham, author of “Not My Idea: A Book About Whiteness.”

Higginbotham’s book is part of a children’s-book series called “Ordinary Terrible Things,” which focuses on the root cause of American racism. No one’s disputing that racism is a dark and pernicious feature of American Anglo-Saxon culture, but the assertion that whites are inherently malevolent and beyond redemption except by way of Critical Race Theory teachings…I don’t know, man. If you ask me white demonizing is just as racist as any Jim Crow facet. Putrid water from the same well.


From an Atlantic discussion piece titled “Nobody Wants White Kids to Feel Bad About Their Race,” in which author Conor Friedersdorf discusses the content of Higginbotham’s book:

Higginbotham: “The book I made teaches young children about whiteness — it is not about police brutality. Whiteness is the reason these killings by police happen — the white cultural mindset that tells us white is good and innocent, while Black is bad and dangerous. Whiteness is the reason cops make split-second decisions to fire their weapons into the body of an unarmed person who is Black, while not even reaching for their weapon during interactions with armed and violent criminals who are white.

“You ask what is the appropriate age to tell children about police brutality, but which children do you mean? The siblings, cousins, children, and grandchildren of people whose family members are targeted know about it. You mean white children. When is the right age to tell white children about a system so cruel, we fear it will be traumatizing for them to even find out about it? Yes, I think it’s appropriate to teach my book to white kindergartners.”

“The difference between the civil rights movement and CRT isn’t one of degree or shade. It’s foundational. Proponents of the former believe America can transcend Her flaws and sins, while the latter presents those flaws and sins as a pretext to destroy its liberal soul. One side pursues equality and progress, while the other makes a fetish of oppression and division. It’s easy to see which path leads to a brighter future for our country.”

“”The difference between the civil rights movement and CRT isn’t one of degree or shade. It’s foundational. Proponents of the former believe America can transcend her flaws and sins, while the latter presents those flaws and sins as a pretext to destroy its liberal soul. One side pursues equality and progress, while the other makes a fetish of oppression and division. It’s easy to see which path leads to a brighter future for our country.” — from “No, Critical Race Theory Isn’t a New Civil Rights Movement But The Exact Opposite,” written by Kenny Xu and Christian Watson

“So The ‘Ludes Kicked In?”

Albert BrooksModern Romance is one of the most uncomfortably honest films about the sort of highly sexual relationships that don’t seem to add up otherwise. And yet the lovers (Brooks, Kathryn Harrold) can’t seem to shake each other off.

According to Brooks, Stanley Kubrick was a big fan of the film. He tells the story that Kubrick called him after viewing the film and asked, “How did you make this movie? I’ve always wanted to make a movie about jealousy.” As I recall the tale, Brooks and Kubrick frequently faxed each other and spoke three or four times, or something like that. Their relationship was such that Brooks felt comfortable asking Kubrick about dropping by to visit while Brooks was in England for some reason. Kubrick’s response: “Oh, no, no, no, no…”

Modest Percentage

There can be no all-inclusive, across-the-board assessment of the attractiveness (or lack thereof) of human beings. If you insist on a general answer, the only optimistic verdict I can think of is “attractive with serious bugs.” Life has taught me that only about 10% to 15% of humans are genuinely attractive in terms of looks, intelligence, good energy, kindness, open-heartedness, inventiveness. Most people are slightly lacking (some more than slightly) in various ways, especially among the less affluent and less well-educated — the Trumpian dregs of society.

Slick Operator

Hotshot criminal defense attorney F. Lee Bailey was one of the original high-profilers. Always or at least often with the headlines — Dr. Sam Shepard, Albert DeSalvo, Patty Hearst, Cpt. Ernest Medina, O.J. Simpson. I couldn’t think of much to say except boilerplate stuff when Bailey passed two days ago at age 87, but Marshall Fine knew him and wanted to make a doc about his career.

Wiki excerpt: “For most of his career Bailey was licensed in Florida and in Massachusetts, where he was disbarred in 2001 and 2003 respectively, for misconduct while defending marijuana dealer Claude Louis DuBoc. Following his disbarment, he moved to Maine, where he ran a consulting firm. He later sat for the bar exam in the state of Maine, though in 2013 he was denied a law license by the Maine Board of Bar Examiners, a decision upheld by the Maine Supreme Judicial Court in 2014.”

Alleged Ticket to Elitehood

An ivy-league college education is a hustle masked as a reasonable trade-off. Put yourself into a six-figure debt situation that will take a good 20 or 25 years to pay off, and in return you’ll get…well, not that much when you get right down to it. College is worthless unless you embrace the discipline of constant education and curiosity into your day-to-day life. If you’ve ever been to a high-school or college reunion you know, of course, that most college grads are smug and incurious. People enslave themselves to college debt in order to feel less socially insecure, more confident. College is generally regarded as a stepping stone to better job opportunities and financial comfort, etc. But does anyone know any GenXers, Millennials or Zoomers who are genuinely, wholeheartedly glad that they owe all that dough, and are certain it was worth it?

“Never confuse eduction with intelligence — you can have a PhD and still be an idiot.” — Richard P. Feynman

Paul Schrader’s “Light Sleeper”

The basic drill in the two Quiet Place films is that making the slightest sound can lead to terrible death. Because the idiotic, fang-toothed, gaping-cranial-plate crab monsters, constantly on the prowl for humans (not to eat but merely to kill), have highly attuned hearing, and all you have to do is drop a pair of scissors on the floor to put yourself in harm’s way. And so your entire life is about “shishhhhh” — be careful, step lightly, quiet as a mouse.

This is my life, in a sense, every night in West Hollywood.

After 10 pm or thereabouts I go into Quiet Place mode for fear of rousing a certain light sleeper in a nearby bedroom. The slightest jarring sound will result in a hellish response. The crack of a triple-A battery falling off the coffee table and onto the wood floor…the accidental clinking of a glass or the rattle of cutlery in the kitchen or the unwrapping of a loaf of bread…even the creaking of the floorboards in certain areas of the living room will lead to terrible repercussions. The punishment can happen straight off or sometimes the next morning, when your failure to maintain absolute radio silence the night before will be topic #1.

Due to no fault of their own light sleepers are unable to recover once woken up, you see, and their mood the following day, trust me, is inevitably sour and sullen. Light sleepers float on the surface of the pond, and woe betide anyone who rouses them from fragile slumber.

Deep sleepers like myself sink to the bottom of the pond, and are generally oblivious to odd glass-clinking or battery-dropping sounds. I can sleep anywhere, in almost environment. I can lie down on the floor of a carpeted airport lounge and nod off in less than two or three minutes.

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Dog That Bit Me

There’s a fairly close resemblance between the pit bull below and the one who sank his teeth into my upper thigh yesterday. Except yesterday’s beast looked like a junkyard dog (light gray coat, satanic eyes, scattered white spots, no choker). Uglier and muttier. The bite wasn’t initially accompanied by barking or growling so for a split second I was asking myself what that odd, piercing sensation was. Then came that guttural sound from the gates of Hades. Dr. D, the physician who treated the wound last evening, said I was lucky in that some attacking pit bulls will bite into flesh and refuse to let go, like a snapping turtle. My pit bull just took a nip and let it go at that.