Four days ago Woody Allen declared through a rep that Dylan Farrow‘s allegations were “untrue and disgraceful.” Soon after it was reported that he would “very soon” be submitting a written response that the N.Y. Times will probably publish. So where is it? I don’t mean to sound cavalier about this matter but the Woody-Dylan-Mia machine is an ongoing media concern and cash cow, and it needs to be fed. Has anyone launched a website devoted solely to this sordid matter? My favorite riff of the day was from New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser, whom I expected to come down on Dylan, Mia and Ronan’s side of the argument. But she’s more or less siding with Woody. Excerpt: “[During the child-custody battle of ’93] I expected to see Mia as the victim of a degenerate. Instead, the woman who sauntered into the courtroom in a prim, pleated skirt and starched blouse was detached and emotionless. She seemed to be acting. I concluded Mia was as nutty as Woody.”

Right after my first viewing of The Wolf of Wall Street Jonah Hill told me and a couple of others that he and Leonardo DiCaprio prepared for the film’s classic quaalude overdose scene by taking a kind of quaalude class with some woman who had taken (i.e., presumably abused) Lemmon 714s back in the day. But during last night’s Santa Barbara Int’l Film Festival tribute to DiCaprio and Wolf director Martin Scorsese, Leo told moderator Todd McCarthy that “his inspiration for the scene was not Charlie Chaplin or Jerry Lewis, but rather the star of ‘Drunkest Guy in the World,’ a hilarious clip he encountered on YouTube.” Here’s an mp3 of a good portion of the Scorsese-DiCaprio discussion, courtesy of Awards Daily‘s Sasha Stone.

What did I learn from this morning’s round-table interviews with Grand Budapest Hotel director-writer Wes Anderson, star Ralph Fiennes and costars Bill Murray, Willem Dafoe and Jeff Goldblum? (Not to mention costars Saoirse Ronan and Tony Revolori, whose mp3 has mysteriously vaporized?) One, that everyone agrees that the film, while obviously engaging on a story, acting and production-design levels, is about a gentle drip-drip-drip of lament for a civilization that has all but disappeared. Two, that Anderson was told by “German cameramen” (and presumably also by dp Robert Yeoman) that he “really must stop saying 1.33″ — the actual aspect ratio of 90% of this film is 1.37:1. Three, that one night Murray and others decided to visit Poland, which is a hop, skip and a jump from Gorlitz, the German village where they shot much of the film, but “it was closed.” Four, that Dafoe’s darkly dyed hair is an element in his portrayal of legendary director Pier Paolo Pasolini, whose last day on earth is being dramatized by director Abel Ferrara. Five, that Goldblum eats cockatoo and works out fairly often — he’s getting up there but has the body of a 30 year-old. And six, that Ronan thinks I resemble Christopher Walken…but I get that all the time. Again, here are the mp3s — Anderson, Dafoe, Murray, Goldblum and Fiennes.

Grand Budapest Hotel director-writer Wes Anderson.

I caught a 3:30 pm screening today of Yann Demange‘s ’71, a Belfast-set action melodrama set during “the troubles” of that titular annum. It’s a gripping, fast-paced thriller about a young and inexperienced British soldier named Gary (Jack O’Connell) who gets separated from his unit during a violent confrontation with an angry Catholic mob, and before you know it he’s more or less James Mason in Odd Man Out — a marked man behind enemy lines, weak and bleeding and trying like hell not to get plugged by IRA assassins, and forced to depend on the unlikely kindness of strangers.

But Gary’s odyssey isn’t just about hiding out and dodging capture with the help of this and that Good Samaritan (including a spirited young boy and a kindly Catholic doctor and his wife who risk brutal reprisals from the IRA by saving his life). There’s also a double-agent/undercover game going on that pushes tensions to the brink.

The emphasis here is on menace and fear and thrills and adrenaline. It’s not trying for the dreamy, melancholy fatalism of Carol Reed’s 1947 classic. There’s no pulsing undercurrent except for similarities and associations with other films about the “troubles.” But ’71 delivers exceptional verisimilitude and throttling realism. In some ways reminiscent of Paul Greengrass‘s Bloody Sunday, this is a jolt-cola movie.

Obviously you could call ’71 an anti-war drama but what honest film about violent conflict could possibly be pro-war? Obviously a film that shows humane acts being punished and innocent people getting blown up or shot down is delivering a form of tragedy and inviting contemplation about the brutality of armed conflict in a civilian area.

I don’t know Demange but he definitely knows how to handle this kind of material. Gregory Burke‘s pared-down screenplay deserves a tip of the hat. And cheers to every one of O’Connell’s costars — Sean Harris, Paul Anderson, Sam Reid, Sam Hazeldine, Charlie Murphy and Richard Dormer are the stand-outs.

I wish I wasn’t fighting jet-lag fatigue all through ’71 — I’d like to see it again tomorrow but it’s too hot of a ticket. Perhaps in Cannes.

There are 12 or 13 movie journalists (including MCN’s David Poland, Thelma Adams, First Showing‘s Alex Billington, The Playlist‘s Rodrigo Perez, Collider‘s Steve Weintraub, Coming Soon‘s Ed Douglas) staying at the Grand Windham Berlin. A slightly earlier time has been set for tomorrow’s round-table interviews of the Grand Budapest Hotel guys at the Hotel Adlon, and so earlier today Weintraub asked Fox Searchlight publicists, “What time should we meet in the lobby for the shuttle now?” The instant I read that I quietly harumphed and shook my head.

The Adlon is about a 20-minute walk from the Windham. (Okay, maybe 25.) It’s not that cold out and it’s a pleasant and scenic stroll. And Lord knows writers need all the exercise they can get. But Weintraub wants to be driven over in a van, surrounded by warm friendly bodies and relieved of the responsibility of using his smartphone GPS to find the Adlon on his own. We were all included in his email so I sent this response: “Or…you know, some of us could face scary Berlin all by our lonesomes and walk over to the Hotel Adlon. I mean, there’s that option.”

Non-Stop (Universal, 2.28) isn’t just the latest high-concept action flick starring Liam “Paycheck” Neeson. A new kind of “Die Hard on a jet airplane”, it has a dopey-sounding plot in which Neeson (playing a brawny air marshall) is not only trying to stop a blackmailing psychopath from icing a passenger every 20 mintues but clear himself of suspicion while doing so. Also collecting a check is 12 Years A Slave‘s Lupita Nyong’o (no — I don’t think this is Nyong’os Norbit). Ditto Julianne Moore, Michelle Dockery, Nate Parker (who was so great in Arbitrage), Linus Roache, Scoot McNairy and Corey Stoll.

You can’t glide your way through the Berlin Film Festival. Cannes is a breeze compared to this place. You have to put on your learning cap, screw down your focus and study the paperwork and submit to a lot of crowding and lines and trying to figure out how the fuck this and that works. The wifi around the Berlin Hyatt, which is only a block from the Berlinale Palast, is so overburdened that you learn quickly to just put your phone away and not even try. There were two midday press screenings today for The Grand Budapest Hotel, and I for one felt like a steer in an over-packed stockyard. In Cannes those with a pink badge with a yellow pastille can just slip right in, and even those with lesser badges wait in well-organized lines. There wasn’t even a line to get into Budapest this morning. It was a mob scene. At least I learned how things work around here.

A combination of (a) zonking out for four hours late this afternoon (2 pm to 6 pm) and (b) the nostril wifi agony that was injected into my life by the Grand Wyndham Berlin Hotel has delayed my review of Wes Anderson‘s The Grand Budapest Hotel, which I’ve seen twice now — in Los Angeles last Monday afternoon and again today at Berlin’s CineMAX plex. Rest assured that while Budapest is a full-out “Wes Anderson film” (archly stylized, deadpan humor, anally designed) it also delights with flourishy performances and a pizazzy, loquacious script that feels like Ernst Lubitsch back from the dead, and particularly with unexpected feeling — robust affection for its characters mixed with a melancholy lament for an early-to-mid 20th Century realm that no longer exists.

Budapest (Fox Searchlight, 3.7) is a dryly fashioned experience but a sublime one. It feels like a valentine to old-world European atmosphere and ways and cultural climes that began to breath their last about…what, a half-century ago if not earlier? This is easily Wes’s deepest, sharpest and most layered film since Rushmore, which, believe it or not, came out 15 years ago.

The Grand Wyndham Berlin Hotel wifi situation turned rancid for a lot of people here yesterday afternoon. Zero page loads or loading speeds so slow they barely merit the name…no action. I don’t know why I didn’t notice the problem then but I definitely noticed it today. It was working, not working, working, etc. I was given a new restricted password and it worked for a while, and then chaos again. I did what any mild-mannered professional would do in this situation. I made the people who are administratively responsible suffer. Bad wifi makes me see red. I become Nick Fury. It’s funny but on some level I almost enjoy raising persistent hell when this happens. Well, I don’t actually “enjoy” it but once I give myself over to a Shohei Imamura Vengeance Is Mine mindset, I feel like I’m in some kind of groove. Anyway, the “air” is now working again, and for good measure the hotel manager gave me a couple of ethernet cables for direct connectivity. I guess I’ll be okay but my hotel wifi motto still stands. Bring internet anguish into my life and I will double if not triple it before sending right back into yours.

Based on a non-fiction work by Barbie Latza Nadeau, The Face of An Angel is Michael Winterbottom‘s roman a clef about the Amanda Knox murder trial. A filmmaker (Daniel Bruhl) is hired to make a movie about a high-profile murder case involving an American female exchange student living in Italy who’s been convicted of killing her roommate and her boyfriend, etc. Kate Beckinsale co-stars as a reporter who’s also working the same story (i.e., presumably based on Nadeau). Pic is currently shopping for a distributor.