Two Departed sequels…? Gimme a break.

Variety‘s Ian Mohr reported yesterday that Universal will delay Peter Berg‘s The Kingdom, an FBI guys-vs.-terrorists actioner, from April 20 to September 28 “in order to build momentum for the Mideast-set drama. The Michael Mann-produced flick costars Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner and Chris Cooper. Universal marketing guy Adam Fofgelson said the studio decided to delay after gauging reactions to the film “during recent tests in Sacramento. ‘We had screenings at the high end of extraordinary. The big and obvious points of the film worked, but also a great deal of its subtlety had an immense impact on audiences.'”

There’s a question about whether Children of Men director Alfonso Cuaron will be attending Wednesday evening’s “Three Amigos” press party. Word from Pan’s Labyrinth director Guillermo del Toro, who will most definitely attend, is that Alfonso is sick with a London flu (along with his family) and was under the weather as of Tuesday morning. “He could still make it,” says Guillermo. “I’ll know in the morning. I hope he does. It would be the sweetest.”

“We’d like to feel insecure when we go to make our next movie. Losing [the Best Picture Oscar] might be the best thing for us.” — Little Miss Sunshine co-director Valerie Faris, as passed along by N.Y. Times Oscar guy David Carr (a.k.a., “the Bagger”).

A pre-Berlin Film Festival blast from EXBERLINER’s D. Strauss, who says he’ll be filing day by day as things move along. The Berlinale runs from 2.8 through 2.18.

Slate‘s Kim Masters has written about Steven Spielberg‘s (and the DreamWorks team’s) conflicts with Paramount chairman and reputed credit-hog Brad Grey. It’s a brewing, building tempest and apparently leading somewhere. Truth be told, I’m so unmoved by this territorial spat I was barely able to type this out.

“Doctor…? Doctor…? You…you are very naughty!”

“Moody and unpredictable, Jim Carrey has long been one of the world’s most bankable actors,” reads the headline copy for Kim Masters‘ just-published Radar magazine hit piece. “But last year, as reports of his bizarre behavior and on-set tantrums circulated through Hollywood, several of his major projects imploded. Has America’s class clown soured on the shtick that made him famous? Or have the studios soured on him?”

All in the eyes

Dreamgirls fails to land a Best Picture and Best Director nomination, and two weeks later the two biggest publicity people on the Dreamamount lot — Nancy Kirkpatrick and Eric Kops — announce they’re leaving to start their own firms. On top of Dreamgirls Oscar strategist Terry Press announcing the same thing two or three weeks earlier. But there’s absolutely no connection, I’m told. Kops wants to produce, not publicize, and Kirkpatrick has been rumored to be exiting her post since Sherry Lansing left the lot.

“Former vice-president Al Gore will be the next president of the United States,” the Toronto Star‘s “Oscarology” blogger Peter Howell has declared. “Why? Because on Feb. 25 he’s going to win the Oscar for Best Documentary Feature for An Inconvenient Truth, his expose about global warming that is having a big impact on the global village consciousness.

“Gore is on the side of the angels and of history with this issue, and he’s been leading the charge. Wiser political minds than mine insist that Hillary Clinton, Obama Barack or John Edwards will be the next president. I say the three are just worthy contenders for the crown, which will ultimately be placed on the head of Gore.

“Global warming has become the issue of current times, replacing global terrorism as the nightmare scenario. Gore offers hope and action. Just ask the people who hand out the Nobel Prizes, whom this week nominated Gore for a Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts to save the planet.

“The guy could have both an Oscar and a Nobel this year. A perfect way to launch a campaign for a presidential race you know he’s going to enter, despite all the non-denial denials. He’s being smart and letting Clinton, Barack and Edwards tear themselves apart before committing. But he will. And he will win.”