Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex turned 36 on 9.15.20, and already he’s on the ropes. Look at him — he’s almost completely wiped out. And in an era of micro-hair-plug restoration, needlessly. And he’s fairly loaded so he doesn’t even have to visit Prague to take care of things. I wouldn’t suggest anything too intense, but he could at least fill in some of the gaps and it wouldn’t look phony or anything. I’ve been there so don’t tell me. Going the Michael Stipe / Mr. Clean route is cool, but why any youngish, semi-flush dude coping with thinning hair wouldn’t want to at least arrest this syndrome and maybe fill things in a bit…for the life of me I can’t understand this.
Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, and Megan Markle, Duchess of Sussex.
There are three ways to admit that you’re a somewhat difficult person to work with. Which is to say exacting, demanding, stubborn. A refusal to accept “good enough” or “not too bad” when “first-rate” is within your grasp. On a personal relationship level, the synonyms would be neurotic, obsessive, somewhere between a bit of an asshole and a raging one, etc.
The three expressions I’m thinking of are exactly synonymous. My personal favorite is one that I associate with Richard Pryor — “I’m no day at the beach.” The second is “I’m no walk in the park.” The third is “I’m no picnic.” I prefer the Pryor because…I don’t know why. Because I like warm sunny beaches better than parks and lawns, which can be damp and bug-infested?
In a Variety interview with Brent Lang, Mank director David Fincher goes for option #3 — “I know that I’m no picnic.”
If I was working for Fincher in some capacity, I would eat his mania for perfection for breakfast. I would shrug it off like a man. I would deal with any and all Fincherisms like water off a duck’s ass. And any coworker who complains I would regard askance.
But let me respectfully repeat that shooting Mank in black-and-white was, I feel, a cliche. Fincher did so “as a nod to Gregg Toland’s expressionist cinematography in Citizen Kane,” Lang explains. And we all get that, of course. Then again Fincher and cinematographer Eric Messerschmidt didn’t really offer that nod by shooting in a widescreen aspect ratio (2.39:1), which is alien territory as far as the Toland signature is concerned.
I’ve said this before but you know what would’ve been three or four times cooler? Not to mention unexpected? If Fincher and Messerschmidt had filmed Mank in the softly grained, vaguely hazy Technicolor hues of Nothing Sacred (’37, shot by W. Howard Greene) and The Garden of Allah (’36, shot by Virgil Miller plus an uncredited Greene and Harold Rosson). And in the old Academy ratio of 1.37:1, of course.
Favorite Fincher quote about filmmaking: “‘There’s plenty of blame to go around’ has always been my philosophy. I believe filmmaking owes a lot more to [a] demolition derby than it does to neurosurgery. It’s a miracle when it goes off the way you had it in your head. For the most part it doesn’t.”
“What, today, is leftism, at least when it comes to intellectual life? Not what it used to be. Once it was predominantly liberal, albeit with radical fringes. Now it is predominantly progressive, or woke, with centrist liberals in dissent. Once it was irreverent. Now it is pious. Once it believed that truth was best discovered by engaging opposing points of view. Now it believes that truth can be established by eliminating them. Once it cared about process. Now it is obsessed with outcomes.
“[And] once it understood, with Walt Whitman, that we contain multitudes. Now it is into dualities: We are privileged or powerless, white or of color, racist or anti-racist, oppressor or oppressed.” — from “Groupthink Has Left the Left Blind“, an 11.16.20 N.Y Times column by Bret Stephens.
Last night I finally saw Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom (Netflix, 12.18). It’s an Oscar contender, all right — Best Picture, Viola Davis for Best Actress and especially the late Chadwick Boseman for Best Actor. Whatever the consensus about artistic chops may be in the long run (guild and Academy members will probably view it favorably), the Oscar odds will certainly be fortified by cultural and political factors. Which are always factors in each and every Oscar race anyway.
The bottom line is that Ma Rainey is a respectably articulate and justifiably angry film on its own terms, and is certainly well written (albeit in a stagey theatrical style) and well performed.
I’d never seen the 1982 August Wilson play that Ruben Santiago Hudson‘s screenplay is based upon, but I knew what the basic bones would be about. Set in 1920s Chicago, it’s about white recording producers not treating black performers (like Davis’s Rainey and Boseman’s “Levee”) with sufficient deference and financial respect, and this vague back-of-the-hand treatment resulting in a certain amount of rage and self-destruction.
I’m talking about producers dismissing original creations and not offering enough compensation, and at the end of the day hiring white musicians to perform black music — a syndrome that infamously persevered during the ’50s with black r&b artists like Little Richard supplanted by white rockers like Elvis Presley.
So I knew what Ma Rainey basically was, but I was surprised to find it darker, blunter and more searing than expected. Especially regarding the fate of one of the characters whose name is not part of the title. It’s fair to mention that Ma Rainey delivers a shocking, tragic ending.
That said I don’t personally feel that it has quite the heft and breadth of The Trial of the Chicago 7 and Mank, the other two big Netflix Oscar contenders. But it’s a standout package.
Boseman has a big moment when he recalls personal tragedy and heartbreak regarding his late mom…this is the scene that will put him over as a Best Actor contender. That plus the fact that fate recently dealt a rotten hand to the poor guy, who was only 43 and had everything to live for. But what if cancer had passed him by? Would he still be a Best Actor favorite like Network‘s Peter Finch and The Dark Knight‘s Heath Ledger, who were both nominated and awarded posthumously ? I don’t know the answer but it’s fair to ask this, I think.
Paul Greengrass and Matt Damon‘s The Bourne Ultimatum opened a little more than 13 years ago. What’s changed since? How are things different culturally, cinematically, politically? I’ll tell you what’s different. In the below clip (1:35) Julia Styles‘ Nicky Parsons character tackles a North African bad guy (Joey Ansah‘s “Desh Bouksani”) in a Tangier apartment, but is quickly slugged and thrown to the floor. End of resistance.
Why? Because Nicky is no match for the guy. She gives it hell but isn’t strong or aggressive enough, or sufficiently skilled.
That shit would not fly today. In The Bourne Ultimatum was being shot right now Styles’ character would get into a serious martial-arts slugfest with the Desh guy. Full-on Bruce Lee stuff. No way would the Khmer Rouge allow her to just get slugged and tossed. Women are just as physically formidable as guys these days. New era, new rules…right?
I can’t decide which adjectives or catch phrases to use in this review of Paul Greengrass ‘s The Bourne Ultimatum (Universal, 8.3). I’m really kinda stuck. Pulse-pounding, edge-of-your-seat, bobsled, warp-speed, heart-in-your-throat…how many hundreds of times have I read those terms? It’s gotten so they don’t mean very much.
But this final Bourne flick does, I feel, “mean” something. That is, apart from the fact that all I could say for the first five or ten minutes after coming out of last night’s screening was “whoa” and “wow.”
The Bourne Ultimatum is, naturally, one steroid orgasm action blast after another, but that’s expected. What else could it be with those two super-Bourne‘s before it? So let’s try and quantify. I think it’s an action movie milestone in two ways. One, by pushing the velocity-junkie aesthetic to new super-pleasurable extremes. And two, by being so good at this go-fast game that you don’t care that those hallowed dramatic substances — character brushstrokes, echoes, deep-down emotion, dialogue that addresses something besides story points. — are all but absent. You just don’t care. You’re in adrenaline heaven.
The best analogy I can think of is William Friedkin‘s subway-chase sequence in The French Connection, which lasted…what?…12 or 13 minutes? The Bourne Ultimatum runs 111 minutes and it has, at the most, 12 or 13 minutes of down time. The basic action-movie manual says you’re supposed to let the audience catch a breath between “musical numbers.” Ultimatum has a few of these, short ones, but they’re all assessment scenes about what just happened or what may be coming ’round the bend. You never feel as if Greengrass is downshifting to any serious degree (i.e., no sensitive love scenes, no “I’m tired and I need to sleep,” no talking softly while cooking in the kitchen).
The last time I was astonished by the idea of a civilian firing a flame-thrower in a public area was 37 years ago, during my first viewing of William Friedkin‘s Deal of the Century (’83). It happened again last night in Brooklyn, only this time the flame-thrower operator didn’t appear to be a born-again Christian and there was no hot-tempered Latino guy goading him into action.
The New York Postreports that last night’s stunt “was part of a Wu-tang tribute music video by local rapper Dupree G.O.D., according to his social media.”
In The Queen’s Gambit, Anya Taylor-Joy‘s adoptive mother, played by Marielle Heller, is a Chesterfield smoker. In one scene mom sends daughter to the local drug store to pick up three packs of the damn things. She gives her a note so the pharmacist will hand them over to a minor.
Until fairly recently Chesterfields (sold in regular and king-size starting in the ’50s) were unfiltered. I thought Chesterfields had been deep-sixed years ago but nope. In 2018 Phillip Morris discontinued Chesterfield non-filtered in this country. Today they come in three modes — Reds (full flavor), Blues (lights) and Green (menthol).
How many hundreds of thousands met cancer doom in the late ’40s, ’50s and ’60s with the roundabout encouragement of Kirk Douglas, Loretta Young, Frank Sinatra, Gregory Peck, Jack Webb, Humphrey Bogart, Glenn Ford, Bob Hope, Ronald Reagan, John Wayne and Robert Mitchum?
“From 1950 to 1990, the overall age-adjusted death rate for lung cancer increased from 13.0 to 50.3 per 100,000 population; for men and women, death rates increased approximately fourfold and sevenfold, respectively. Death rates for men were consistently higher than those for women. The rate of increase in lung cancer mortality was higher for black men than for white men, and death rates for black men first surpassed those for white men in 1963.” — from CDC.gov web page.
“In the early aughts screenwriter William Goldman (Marathon Man, All The President’s Men, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid) explained what a ‘drop-out’ moment is — i.e., when something happens in a film that just makes you collapse inside, that makes you surrender interest and faith in the ride that you’re on. You might stay in your seat and watch the film to the end, but you’ve essentially ‘left’ the theatre. The movie had you and then lost you, and it’s not your fault.” — from “Drop-Out Moments,” posted on 4.11.17.
After too much delay, Hollywood Elsewhere sat down last night and consumed the first three episodes of Scott Frank‘s The Queen’s Gambit. Now I know why it’s so popular. Then again three fucking hours on the couch and another four to go.
I don’t like binge-watching unknown quantities as a rule, although I’ll gladly and happily gorge myself on a longform series if I know and admire the creators (like with Joe Penhall and David Fincher‘s Mindhunter). Yes, I’ll definitely be watching the remainder of The Queen’s Gambit. And yet (and this is important) with reservations.
I went with it for the most part, and especially when chessmaster Anya Taylor-Joy began to defeat all those presumptuous and in many cases arrogant male opponents. It hooked me good and proper, partly because I love watching geniuses dominate the also-rans while re-ordering the known universe. I don’t like alcoholism or drug-addiction stories for the most part because they’re all the same thing, but I’ll tolerate them if the addicted protagonist is brilliant or clever or inventive enough.
But I dropped out at the very end of episode #1, and as a result stopped investing. And so my current attitude is “I like The Queen’s Gambit but I don’t trust it.” Because the stealing-the-sedatives scene is completely ridiculous.
As a young teenager, Taylor-Joy’s Beth Harmon may be emotionally uncertain or naive but she’s obviously a strategic genius in terms of outwitting her opponents. And yet we’re asked to believe that Beth is the world’s stupidest and clumsiest thief when it comes to ripping off handfuls of green-and-white pills from a locked office inside the orphanage.
She decides to make her move while kids and staffers are watching a 16mm showing of Henry Koster‘s The Robe (’53), which lasts 135 minutes. Beth may not know the exact running time, but most films are between 95 and 115 minutes, and any idiot looking to steal drugs during a movie knows that the smartest time to slip out would be around the halfway mark, at which point the audience is fully engaged (unless the film stinks) and less interested in the whereabouts of a young girl who’s gone to the bathroom.
So does Beth make her move around the one-hour mark? Of course not. She waits until the very last scene, when Richard Burton and Jean Simmons are being sentenced to death by Jay Robinson and the 16mm spool of film has nearly run its course.
You can say “but Beth is so addicted to sedatives that she’s lost her mind and all powers of reasoning.” Bullshit. Smart people might act foolishly or irrationally, but they never behave like morons. Addicts value getting high more than anything else in the world, and will use every clever gambit and connivance they can think of to score a good supply of whatever.
And then it gets even crazier. When Beth finally gets her hands on the big jar she wolfs down several pills (at least 10 or 15) while stuffing her pockets. And then she collapses from an overdose less than a minute later, even though it always takes at least five or ten minutes for drugs to enter your bloodstream. And then she drops the glass jar and it shatters on the floor and blah blah.
The scene is just absurd, and it told me that as good as the series is for the most part, Frank and co-creator Allan Scott are willing to fiddle around and flim-flam for the sake of fleeting impact, and so I couldn’t watch the rest with any sense of faith. And when faith goes, belief goes. And when belief goes, caring quickly dissipates. And that leads to alienation.
The famous animal bone sequence in 2001: A Space Odyssey lasts one minute and 54 seconds. It shows the moment in which Moonwatcher (Dan Richter) discovers a certain killer instinct that will save his tribe from extinction.
My favorite part is the final six seconds, starting at 1:48. This is when Moonwatcher says “okay, that was cool, I now understand how to kill prey for food…and now that I’ve figured this out I’m going to throw the fucking bone in the air and forget about it.”
Which he does. And then he runs his fingers through the sand and starts…whatever, daydreaming. I love this part…”fuck it, fuck the bone, I’m not doing this all day, I’m taking a break.”
“For once do something good for the country, calm down your fucking loony hillbilly friends and tell them you lost the election and you’re going to help the transition. These loonies who follow you are all worked up…they think something was taken from them.” — Howard Stern‘s unsolicited advice for Donald Trump, shared during this morning’s (11.16) show.
Posted on 4.11.18: “50 years ago huge portions of this country were in love with the idea of Bobby Kennedy, the successor to the throne with the reedy voice and tousled hair and an affection for Greek poets. Even rural bumblefucks loved and admired him.
“But today the children of those legions are supporters of an animal — a corrupt, nostril-breathing, blatantly unhinged rightwing sociopath.
“Paul Schrader has noted that it wasn’t just movies of the ’60s and ’70s that were better, but that moviegoers were better also. Same thing with the voters. 30% to 35% of the voters in this country (fewer?) are nihilistic and dangerous.”
Alan Pakula‘s The Parallax View (’74) would have been a far less effective film. I re-watched the Vudu HDX version a couple of nights ago, and it looks beautiful. There’s no way the Criterion Bluray will significantly improve upon it.
What can R.J. Cutler‘s Belushi (Showtime, 11.22) possibly add to what we already know about the late genius-level comedian, whose wanton drug-taking led to his premature death in March ’82?
Pic shares “previously unheard audiotapes” of colleagues and collaborators Dan Aykroyd, Carrie Fisher, Lorne Michaels, Penny Marshall, Chevy Chase, Jim Belushi, Harold Ramis, Jane Curtin, Ivan Reitman, etc.
Belushi’s glory days were between ’72 and mid ’78 — from the time he joined National Lampoon’s Lemmings and then became writer, director and actor for The National Lampoon Radio Hour, to the first three and a half years with SNL (starting in ‘mid 75) and his breakout performance in Animal House. It was mostly cocaine and downswirl after that.
After Animal House, the best film Belushi ever made was Continental Divide (’81).
I somehow missed the fact that Cathy Smith, the backup singer, groupie and drug dealer who injected the coke-heroin speedball that killed Belushi on 3.5.82, died three months ago (8.16.20). She was 73.
