Harrison Ford’s Credit Card Is Beside The Point

Late last week Harrison Ford, 79, lost his credit card in the Sicilian beach town of Mondello.

It was found and quickly returned (great!), but the more important question was why the hell was Ford, a man of wealth and taste, chilling in an area adjacent to Palermo, which is widely regarded as one of the ugliest and most plundered cities in Europe, largely due to the influence of greedy Italian mafiosos**?

Jett and I were in Palermo 11 and 1/2 years ago, and more precisely on 5.27.10. While waiting for an overnight ferry to Napoli I filed a piece called “Sack of Palermo.”

A day or two earlier we had hung our hats in Cefalu, which is east of Palermo about 35 or 40 kilometers.

Ford’s untitled Indiana Jones film, which is being directed by former HE friend and subsequent betrayer James Mangold, will open on 6.30.23, at which point Ford will be just short of his 81st birthday.

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Eye Makeup + Non-Judgmental Humanism

Without this scene in The Eyes of Tammy Faye, Jessica Chastain wouldn’t be a Best Actress contender. It was clearly telegraphed early on that teh combination of Chastain’s showboat performance, her agressive makeup and vigorous effort as the film’s senior producer…all this would combine to ensure a nomination. But this is the scene that locks it all in. Even with Tammy Faye‘s shitty box-office ($2.4 million), Chastain has decent heat.

In my view the general the general Best Actress contender situation is as follows: (a) Penelope Cruz‘s lead performance in Pedro Almodovar‘s Parallel Mothers is the most likely winner, (b) Olivia Colman probably won’t happen because Maggie Gyllenhaal‘s The Lost Daughter is only mildly respected; (c) Kristen Stewart will allmost certainly happen because people are oddly taken with her nutty-as-a-fruitcake performance as Diana, Princess of Wales, in Pablo Larrain‘s Spencer; (d) no opinion on Nicole Kidman‘s performance as Lucille Ball in Being The Ricardos, but the apparent fact that she hasn’t made the slightest attempt to sound like Lucy (listen to the teaser) cancels her out; (e) Frances McDormand‘s Lady Macbeth performance will not happen; (f) Jennifer Hudson‘s performance as Aretha Franklin in Respect will probably happen, and (g) Tessa Thompson in Passing…no opinion just yet.

At the end of the day it will all boil down to Cruz, Chastain, Stewart and Hudson. Am I wrong?

“And Maybe That’s Worse”

I only began to pay attention to Glenn Youngkin, Terry McAuliffe‘s Republican oppenent in the 11.2 election to decide who will be Virginia’s governor, a few days ago. Youngkin looks like an old-fashioned, country-club Republican, but he’s been kowtowing to the rabid yahoo faction (foam-at-the-mouth Trump loyalists, no masks or vaccines, own the libtards) and is basically just another animal.

Caviezel Doubles Down

Six months ago I posted a piece titled “Caviezel QAnon Fruitcake.” It was about Jim Caviezel (The Passion of the Christ, The Thin Red Line) pushing child blood-harvesting adrenochrome QAnon bullshit at a lunatic COVID-19 conspiracy “health and freedom” conference in Oklahoma. He seemed to cut loose even worse the other night in Las Vegas. Mad hatter Jesus-vs.-Satan stuff. When I first met him 24, 25 years ago he seemed mild-mannered, reasonable, sane.

“Am I Cancelled Or Not?”

Dave Chappelle: “To the transgender community I am more than willing to give you an audience. But you will not summon me. I am not bending to anyone’s demands. But if you wannq meet with me, I am more than willing to. But I have some conditions. First of all, you cannot come if you haven’t watched [The Closer] from beginning to end. Secondly, you must come to a place of my choosing, and a time of my choosing. And thirdly, you must admit that Hannah Gadsby is not funny.”

Oh, and this especially: “Thank God for Ted Sarandos and Netflix…he’s the only who didn’t cancel me yet.”

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Straight From Satchmo

Outside of literary types like Lewis Lapham and Sinclair Lewis, it seems as if more people pronounce it “louie” rather than “louis.” at least when it comes to “Louie Louie,” Claude Rains‘ Louis Renault character in Casablanca, Huey, Dewey and Louie, Louie Anderson and King Louis (i.e., “Louie”) of France. But if there’s one famous Louis who certainly avoided the “ouwee”, it was Louis Armstrong.

Why Armstrong on this agreeably rainy Los Angeles morning? Partly because Satchmo’s rendition of “We Have All The Time in The World” is played over the closing credits of No Time To Die, but mainly because Variety critic Guy Lodge mentioned him this morning.

The T Word

If “many people are terrified of doing something objectionable and getting called out ,” as Matt Belloni reports in his latest “What I’m Hearingcolumn, it naturally follows that there exists a climate of Robespierrelike terror in this town, which I’ve been asserting for two or three years now.

If I had a quarter for every toxic tut-tutter in this town (starting with Variety’s Steven Gaydos) who’s said I’m full of shit about this, I could buy a new Beemer and have a fair amount left over.

Pre-Procedural Prague

This was snapped sometime in ’01 or ’02…somewhere in there. I’ve been to Prague seven or eight times. My first visit was a honeymoon thing with my ex-wife Maggie in October ’87. (Prague was a total Commie town back then, celebrating the 70th anniversary of the ’17 Russian revolution, scent of soft coal everywhere.) My second visit was in ’92 — managed to shake Vaclav Havel‘s hand at a bookstore. This visit, I think, was my third.

Sorry, Let’s Be Cool, Never Mind

One of HE’s antagonists wrote the following in late September (edited): “I’m not going to share the whole story of how I came to believe I should write this to you. Suffice that I’m undergoing some serious harassment from a former friend and it’s not pleasant. Shoe having been on the other foot, I’ve experienced some clarity.

“Whatever [the motivation, my psychology has] compelled me to act in ways that are unacceptable, both professionally and personally.

“So I’m apologizing, again. And I know you won’t trust it and I do not blame you. I will continue to find a good number of your opinions exasperating, but I’ll try in the future to make a point of not making a point of it. I just wanted to apologize for real and let you know that from hereon in I’ll be making a genuine effort not to make any more trouble for you.”

HE reply [same day]: “Was this written by a humanoid seed pod from Don Siegel’s Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

“You’ve now sent three emails saying ‘I’ve been a toxic dick and I’m sorry’…right? One seven or eight years ago, and then another (or so I recall) and now this one. It’s a pattern.

This isn’t real unless you post it on Twitter. Maybe it’ll start something. Maybe some of the other battery-acid Robespierre haters will read it and think ‘hmm, maybe I should ease up on my own anti-HE bullshit.’

“Go to Twitter and it’s real. Keep it private and it’s not. Only a fool would presume otherwise.”

HE antagonist back to HE, the same day: “Your proposition interests me. [Perhaps] a proclamation of principles as applied to my treatment of you might be in order. I shall give it serious consideration.”

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43 Hotshot Flicks Due in ’22

World of Reel‘s Jordan Ruimy has posted an intriguing list of films that should (and probably will) be released in 2022. I’ve boldfaced the ones I’m especially interested in, which come to 18 or 19.

Note: Terence Malick needs between two and three years in post-production to prepare a film for release. The Way of the Wind began filming a couple of years ago, so by my estimation it probably won’t be out for another year.

“Killers of the Flower Moon” (Martin Scorsese)
“The Killer” (David Fincher)
“The Northman” (Robert Eggers)
“Babylon” (Damien Chazelle)
“Armageddon Time” (James Gray)
“Asteroid City” (Wes Anderson)
“Disappointment Blvd.” (Ari Aster)
“Amsterdam” (David O. Russell)
”Poor Things” (Yorgios Lanthimos)
“The Fablemans” (Steven Spielberg)
“White Noise” (Noah Baumbach)
”Owl” (Kelly Reichardt)
“The Zone of Interest” (Jonathan Glazer)
“Crimes of the Future” (David Cronenberg)
“Bardo” (Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu)
“The Whale” (Darren Aronofsky)
“Decision to Leave” (Park Chan-Wook)
“Fire” (Claire Denis)
“Tar” (Todd Field)
”Kimi” (Steven Soderbergh)
”Bones and All” (Luca Guadagnino)

“Next Goal Wins” (Taika Waititi)
The Batman” (Matt Reeves)
”Kitbag” (Ridley Scott
— Joaquin Phoenix as Napoleon Bonaparte)
“Don’t Worry Darling” (Olivia Wilde)
Bullet Train” (David Leitch)
“Nope” (Jordan Peele)
”Men” (Alex Garland)
”Pinocchio” (Guillermo del Toro)
“Elvis” (Baz Luhrmann)

“The Son” (Florian Zeller)
“The Stars at Noon” (Claire Denis)
“Blonde” (Andrew Dominik)
“The Bubble” (Judd Apatow)

“Women Talking” (Sarah Polley)
“3000 Years of Longing” (George Miller)
“Triangle of Sadness” (Ruben Ostlund)
“The Eternal Daughter” (Joanna Hogg)
“Tori et Lokita” (Jean-Pierre & Luc Dardenne)
“Apollo 10 1/2: A Space Age Adventure” (Richard Linklater)
”Rebel Ridge” (Jeremy Saulnier)
“Deep Water” (Adrian Lyne)
“The Way of the Wind” (Terrence Malick)

What’s This Article Saying Again?

Every now and then an essay will seem insufficient on some level. It’s saying something intelligent but what? That Dave Chappelle is rich? That’s it? All I know is that this New Yorker piece about the discordant reaction to Dave Chappelle‘s The Closer, written by Jelani Cobb and dated 10.24.21, is lacking on some level. The phrasing needs to be blunter, cruder, more declarative.

Excerpt: “The Closer marks a new iteration of the ongoing debate about cancel culture, but not necessarily for the reasons that Chappelle intended.

“In 2005, it meant something for a Black man to reject an enormous pile of money in the name of integrity. The past two weeks reiterated a contrasting point: that Black men, too, can be invested in the prerogatives that wealth purchases. Earlier this year, Netflix removed old episodes of Chappelle’s Show from the platform at the comedian’s request, forgoing the revenue it would have reaped, after he called the contract that allowed Comedy Central to profit from the show more than a decade and a half after its release exploitative. Sarandos has dismissed requests from trans employees that The Closer be removed.

“The most reactionary and dangerous parts of our current politics and culture are driven by powerful people who claim to be the victims of groups that are far more vulnerable than they are. The irony is that these dynamics are increasingly present in matters of racism.

“Days after The Closer aired, Chappelle performed at a sold-out event at the Hollywood Bowl, before an audience that included Nas, Lizzo, Stevie Wonder, Brad Pitt and Tiffany Haddish. He remains powerful and influential, despite the protests from a comparatively small community of activists and their supporters. The turbulence around The Closer will, in all likelihood, amount to just another speed bump in Chappelle’s path. In gliding through this situation, he has emphasized a fact about power that was never particularly noteworthy. Because the one thing that has not been cancelled is the check.”