Denzel Washington‘s Fences is having a big award-season kickoff screening on Saturday at 7pm at the Westwood Village. Denzel, Viola Davis and the rest of the cast — Stephen Henderson, Russell Hornsby, Mykelti Williamson, et. al. — will sit for a post-screening q & a following the show. Right now the Best Picture race looks like a big three-way thing — La La Land vs. Fences vs. Manchester By The Sea. Saturday’s reactions (everyone recognizes that August Wilson‘s 1987 play is a classic but how will it translate in cinematic terms?) could obviously tip the scales one way or another. Fences will open on 12.25.

Viola Davis doesn’t look quite like herself here. The gray hair, her eyes…something digitized in her features. Denzel looks smooth as silk.

Yesterday’s (5.31) inconclusive Slate story by Franklin Foer had me for a while. It laid out several indications that some kind of private server may have been established between the Trump organization and the Russia-based Alfa Bank, and it sounded intriguing at first read. But Vox’s Timothy B. Lee has argued that Foer’s circumstantial evidence doesn’t quite add up.

“Foer and his sources aren’t the only ones who have been interested in the flow of traffic between the Trump Organization and Alfa Bank,” Lee writes. “The FBI, the New York Times and other media organizations have all investigated the story. And so far none of them seem to believe that they’ve unearthed signs of a secret link between Trump and the Kremlin.”

Nobody on the planet is more queer than myself for color photos taken during the filming of classic black-and-white films. I just happened upon these four from Martin Ritt‘s The Spy Who Came In From The Cold (’65). I’m not 100% certain they aren’t colorized. It’s certainly possible, given that the dominant color in three of these is the same brownish amber-gold, not to mention my suspicion that in actuality Peter Van Eyck‘s dyed hair was probably more white-ish than blonde-ish. I’ll nonetheless accept these for the time being. The shot of Richard Burton sitting in the prison cell looks like genuine color.

Sony Pictures Classics has acquired domestic rights to Michael Haneke’s Happy End, which is almost certainly an ironic title. Said to be “a snapshot from the life of a bourgeois European family” and almost certainly some kind of cold, bitter serving. And that’s why we look forward to it! Damage will be done, throats will be slit. Haneke’s latest wrapped a few weeks ago and will probably turn up in Cannes next May. The plot particulars are unknown, but the European immigrant crisis may inform the backdrop. Philosophical press release quote: “All around us, the world, and we, in its midst, blind.” Happy End stars Jean-Louis Trintignant, Isabelle Huppert, Mathieu Kassovitz and Toby Jones.

In Mike Mills‘ 20th Century Women (A24, 12.25), Annette Bening has landed her best-written role since The Kids Are All Right, and she divvies it out in small, succinct portions, and in a relaxed and centered way. The upshot will be a Best Actress nomination. She won’t get more votes than La La land‘s Emma Stone (Scott Feinberg’s wildly enthusiastic projections to the contrary), but she’ll get a good run from all the praise and attention.

From my 10.8 review: Uproxx’s Mike Ryan has written that Bening is doing a “cover” of Frances McDormand‘s Elaine Miller, the headstrong mother of William Miller, in Cameron Crowe‘s Almost Famous. The difference is that 20th Century Women is told almost entirely from Bening’s viewpoint and not the kid’s.

Otherwise, meh. I got through 20th Century Women, but I never felt caught up or swept along or anything along those lines.

It’s basically a lefty, leafy period piece, set in 1979 Santa Barbara, about Dorothea, a thoughtful, laid-back, somewhat fickle character based on Mills’ mom (Bening). She’s a 50ish independent-minded divorcee who smokes too much, wears Birkenstocks, rents out rooms, holds down a drafting job and tries to get through to her son (the Mills stand-in, played by Lucas Jade Zumann, who’s supposed to be 15 but looks physically closer to 13) as he makes his way through early puberty.

Caught up as I was in yesterday’s discussion of hairy female legs, I didn’t mention the copy line on the new Vanity Fair cover that basically says “if Bob Dylan deserves a Nobel prize, why not Adele?” In response to which HE commenter “Mr. Sunset Terra Cotta” asked this morning if “anyone else felt as if the doomsday clock took a big jump forward when you saw that copy line? Even as a joke that’s a scary sign of how fucked up and narcissistic we are.” HE comment: The Vanity Fair front-cover copy writer, obviously female, is so caught up in her aggressively positivist, p.c. femme-Nazi bullshit that she actually half-believes Adele’s body of work approaches the value of Mr. Zimmerman’s. Words fail.

Reported yesterday by CBS News: “In another twist to the investigative saga over Hillary Clinton’s private emails, CBS News has learned that Huma Abedin, a top Clinton aide and longtime confidant, says she has no knowledge of any of her emails being on the electronic device belonging to her estranged husband, disgraced ex-congressman Anthony Weiner.

“A source familiar with the investigation told CBS News that the computer where FBI investigators found the latest trove of emails belonged to Weiner, not Abedin. The two separated earlier this year, following news of Weiner’s continued sexting practices. Abedin, according to law enforcement sources, was cooperating with officials and ‘seemed surprised that the emails were there.’

Like Hillary, Huma is presumably skilled at plotting, scheming, concealing and conniving with the best of them. But it doesn’t sound right for her to be “surprised” about some of her correspondence with Clinton being found on her estranged husband’s computer. One way or another Hillary has to surgically remove herself from this mucky-muck, and one way to symbolically do this will be to cut Huma loose. You tell me.

The saga of Tippi Hedren having been harassed (emotionally, obsessively, to some extent sexually) by Alfred Hitchcock during the filming of The Birds and to a lesser extent Marnie was revealed 33 years ago in Donald Spoto‘s “The Dark Side of Genius.” That controversial 1983 book includes a story about Hitchcock having attempted “to grab and violently kiss Hedren in the back of a car as they drove on to the set.”

Tippi Hedren, Alfred Hitchcock during promotion of The Birds in ’63.

In Spoto’s “Spellbound by Beauty” (’08), his third book about the directing legend, Hedren revealed that Hitchcock made offensive demands on her. “He stared at me and simply said, as if it was the most natural thing in the world, that from this time on, he expected me to make myself sexually available and accessible to him, however and whenever and wherever he wanted…he made these demands on me, and no way could I acquiesce to them.”

This predatory pattern was also depicted in The Girl, a 2012 HBO movie that was based upon “Spellbound by Beauty.”

So I guess I’m not quite understanding what the big hoo-hah is about Hedren’s memoir “Tippi,” which includes a portion that recounts the same sordid saga. A Daily Beast summary mentions Hitchcock having “talked with Hedren about getting erections, and [that he] would ask her to touch him.” In short he wanted an occasional handjob. Which Hitch, an extremely rich and powerful man, could have easily gotten from a high-class professional any day of the week. So bizarre, so unhinged.

All We Had (Gravitas, 12.9), a drama about a homeless single mom (Katie Holmes) and her teenaged daughter (Stefania LaVie Owen), is Holmes’ directorial debut. The Hollywood Reporter‘s Frank Scheck, reviewing during the ’16 Tribeca Film Festival, said it “packs in enough hot-button social issues to have fueled an entire season of The Oprah Winfrey Show — the ’09 financial crisis, subprime housing loans, alcoholism, homelessness, teen drug abuse, tolerance of the transgender community.” Plus this adaptation of Annie Weatherwax’s 2014 novel “also provides Holmes with her meatiest role since 2003’s Pieces of April. Unfortunately, All We Had is less edifying for the viewer. Somehow managing to feel rushed and plodding at the same time, it’s the sort of film in which the main characters display their resiliency by standing joyfully in a pouring rain…it reeks of well-intentioned indie movie cliches.”

It’s been seven years since Hollywood Elsewhere riffed on the issue of hairy female legs. It was during the late ’09 (or early ’10) Oscar season when Precious costar Mo’Nique showed red-carpet photographers that she was down with noticable leg follicles, and then claimed that her husband was a fan of this grooming decision. (Which no one believed.) Now comes Adele telling Vanity Fair‘s Lisa Robinson that she recently didn’t shave her legs for a month. When Robinson asks if Simon Konecki, the father of their four-year-old son, minds her unshaven legs, Adele says “he has no choice…I’ll have no man telling me to shave my fuckin’ legs…shave yours.”

I’m sorry but what’s next, women with beards? Hairy female legs are profoundly unattractive — the female equivalent of a naked man with large sloping breasts or a schlong the size of a cashew nut. I very much doubt if I’m alone on this.

I noticed a dark-haired woman in shorts on the G train earlier this month, and her legs were as hairy as Omar Sharif‘s, and right away I inaudibly moaned. I did everything I could to avoid looking in their general direction, but I couldn’t think of anything else. Then I began ordering myself to stop thinking like an old fart and get with the program and accept that hairy female legs are the next barrier to fall. Marlene Dietrich would be appalled, of course, but she’s dead.