I don’t just exist. Well, I do…but I feel like I’m doing a lot more. Creating, “painting,” stirring pots, leaving a mark of some kind. Everyone is terrified that they might be just existing and nothing but. The ultimate mark of a nothing mediocre life. Does anyone anywhere think of him or herself as being as just plugging along and marking time? Alcoholics, maybe.

In the view of Village Voice critic Nick Pinkerton, Richard Linklater‘s Bernie “is that rarest of rarities: a truly unexpected film.

“Is it condescending to its small-town-life subject or sympathetic toward it? This hang-up precludes the possibility of a filmmaker holding two conflicting ideas in mind at the same time, just like we do. Such nonbinary thinking is necessary to approaching an oddity like Bernie, which, in its multiple perspectives, is all about irreconcilable facts and foggy motives, not least the contrary demands of forgiveness written in the Bible and the stern punishment written in the law books.

“In its ornery eccentricity, Bernie spits off more ideas than any American movie in many moons, and it’s not reassuringly conclusive about any of them. Cast and crew will be lucky to escape with their careers intact.”

The two-year-old Klown is about “two wildly inappropriate friends (Frank Hvam, Casper Christensen) animalistically running amok through the Danish countryside …awkward confrontations and unspeakable debaucheries…from exclusive brothels, hospitalizations, armed robberies and even prison, the three paddle downstream from one chaotic misadventure to the next culminating to a surprise sentimental portrait of friendship and a final shocking reveal, etc.
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“Maybe it’s the shock of the new, but the most exciting actor [in The Avengers] is Mark Ruffalo,” declares Village Voice critic Karina Longworth. “Ruffalo successfully refreshes the Hulk myth, playing Banner as an adorably bashful nerd-genius who, in contrast to the preening hunks on the team, knows better than to draw attention to himself.

“As a fellow top brainiac with dangerously repressed issues, Banner brings out a measure of complexity in Tony Stark that a tired-looking Robert Downey, Jr. — who was revelatory in the first Iron Man as someone forced to become part machine in order to realize his full human potential — can no longer muster on his own.”

So that’s Longworth, Boxoffice.com‘s Amy Nicholson and myself singling out Ruffalo as the coolest Avenger. Others?

I missed the Tribeca Film Festival screenings of Chris Kenneally and Keanu Reeves‘ Side By Side, a 98-minute documentary about the changeover from film to digital that premiered at last February’s Berliniale. Tribeca Film will open it sometime in August with screenings set for July, etc., but I’m trying to snag a screener today or tomorrow through a couple of publicist pals. If anyone knows anything, please reach out. I’m gone tomorrow night.

“Likely to prove utterly irresistible to geeks of all descriptions, but especially fest programmers, upscale broadcasters and anyone interested in the nuts and bolts of filmmaking, Side by Side examines the impact of digital technology on film,” wrote Variety‘s Leslie Felperin.

“Asking canny questions oncamera while also acting as one of pic’s producers, Keanu Reeves canvasses opinions from a truly impressive array of talents, including not just helmers like Martin Scorsese, Steven Soderbergh, David Fincher and Christopher Nolan, but also some of the industry’s finest lensers and below-the-liners.

“Although laid out with such clarity that any layperson could catch the gist of what’s being discussed, Side by Side is not afraid to get nitty-gritty about more technical matters, such as why the invention of Bell Labs’ CCD chip was so game-changing, how stereoscopy works or why a Red camera or a Sony F950 is so much better than a standard-definition rig (answer: It’s all in the pixels). Yet plenty of airtime is also given to those who prefer the aesthetic of photochemical stock, which, as helpful clips illustrate, still has a much wider dynamic range than digital.

“For other, less nerdy-minded auds, simply hearing great masters of the craft talk about their work with passion, specificity and acumen will be enough of a treat. Pic generously apportions roughly equal amounts of screen time to big names and lesser-known craftspeople such as ace editor Anne V. Coates, vfx legend Dennis Muren and top colorist Tim Stipan, who speak just as eloquently about the work as their more famous colleagues.

“Nevertheless, Joel Schumacher delivers possibly the pic’s funniest line when he sighs that the problem with instant playback via digital is that actors get obsessed not with their performances but with what their hair looks like.”

I realize that at 1:21 Sylvester Stallone is delivering a kind of tribute to a line spoken by William Holden‘s Pike Bishop in the opening minutes of The Wild Bunch: “If they move, kill ’em.” Except Stallone seems to be saying, “Jarapneem find ’em, kill ’em.” I’ve listened seven or eight times now, and that’s what it sounds like. I can’t crack it.

Whatever the plot, it’s an atrocious idea to have Arnold Schwarzenegger say “I’m back.” Ditto this Bruce Willis line: “You can’t let the contents of that safe fall into the wrong hands.”

I laughed when I heard somebody say last week that if Mitt Romney wins the 2012 election the U.S. will become Pottersville. But I wonder how many people under 45 or 50 even get the meaning of this term? I’m mentioning this because “Pottersville” is, I feel, a great laser term that really drills to the heart of what many people believe that Romney-ism, miser-ism and the dog on the roof of the station wagon actually means.

I can’t believe I forgot to mention my strongest reaction to The Avengers, which is that it doesn’t look good enough. Not after seeing those 10 minutes of Hobbit footage at 48 frames-per-second in Las Vegas. How can you keep ’em down on the farm after they’ve seen Paree? Super-expensive CG eye-candy flotsam has to be delivered at 48 fps from here on, and I for one, being “experienced,” felt unsatisfied by the textural tone, sheen and 3D detail of The Avengers. It doesn’t cut it. Not any more, it doesn’t.

Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman, the directors of Lovelace, are serious guys, but the new one-sheet simply says the film has X-rated content…which, given the theme and the scheme, isn’t complex or intriguing enough. The marketing guys should have tried harder.

Dave Itzkoff‘s 2.1012 N.Y. Times piece reports that “the story, told in flashbacks, is broken into three acts by having Linda Lovelace explaining her life to three different interviewers.” Epstein and Freidman have described the acts as “[the] protagonist’s ascent, decline and ’80s-era redemption.” On top of which each part will be allegedly depicted “in a different style that would fit the content.”

Based on a true story, Simon Wincer‘s The Cup (Myriad, 5.11) is an allegedly uplifting Australian race-horsing drama. “From the director of Free Willy” is a bit troubling; ditto the 31% Rotten Tomatoes rating from its Australian debut last October. But my biggest concern, of course, is that heavenly glow coming from the clouds, which says that somebody’s dead.

It was announced today that the 2012 Los Angeles Film Festival (6.14 through 6.24) will close with Steven Soderbergh‘s Magic Mike, the Channing Tatum stripper film. Woody Allen‘s To Rome With Love will open it, of course. Seeking A Friend For The End of the World and Beasts of the Southern Wild will also screen. I’m going to miss the whole thing due to being in Switzerland.