World Rejoices...Kennedy Goes Down!
February 26, 2025
Sasha's Big "Eff Woke Hollywood" Tablet Piece
February 26, 2025
"What The Fuck Is Wrong With This Guy?"
February 25, 2025
“I don’t think we’re seeing the unwinding of a company (Twitter), but the unwinding of a person (Elon Musk). Which I believe is part of a larger trend. As our society has become wealthier and better educated, the reliance on a super-being along with church attendance goes down. but people still look for idols. Into that void has stepped technology leaders, because technology is the closest thing we have to magic. [For a while] our new Jesus Christ was Steve Jobs, and Elon Musk has taken on that mantle. And every ridiculously mean, nonsensical, irrational move he makes is somehow seen as chess, not checkers. We’re just not privvy to his genius yet.
“I think [Musk[] is an individual who has demonstrated a total lack of grace, has no guardrails around him, and is going to see his wealth probably cut in half. Just a week or two after the close, this is already the second worst acquisition in history. This is someone who in my opinion shows a bit of a God complex. Someone who vastly overpaid in a fit of mania or seeing something we don’t see. Twitter is a company probably worth 10 billion, [and] Musk paid 45 billion for it. He thinks he can lay off half the staff and treat them poorly and disparage them and not [suffer] any ramifications. I think he’s a terrible role model for young business people. You can’t deny his incredible accompishments, but now he’s running three different companies.
“So this notion that we need superbeings…I have found that this notion never proves out. The Roman warriors who returned after a triumphant battle, and they would have a huge parade for them, and they would hire a slave to follow and whisper in the conqueror’s ear ‘all glory is fleeting, and you are only a man.’ I have never met a person who is infallible, Christiane. They all eventually screw up, and a universal pillar of truth is that the universe doesn’t want a consolidation of power among any country or any society or any individual.”
Bradley Cooper isn't terse and taciturn enough to play a reanimated Steve McQueen. And let's not kid ourselves -- Cooper won't be playing a San Francisco cop named Frank Bullitt, who was modelled after the real-life Dave Toschi. He'll be playing the Great McQueen, of course, and that shit is over and done with and 55 years old.
Login with Patreon to view this post
Today marks Sutton Wells‘ first full spin around the sun — born 11.17.21. Hollywood Elsewhere will be attending her birthday party on Saturday afternoon.
I saw Rian Johnson's Glass Onion (Netflix, 11.23) yesterday morning. The movie is a "game," and it's fine. We all know the form -- Daniel Craig's Benoit Blanc as a 21st century Hercule Poirot, etc. That happens, of course, although Knives Out felt slightly more...uhm, arresting. But the film is diverting enough, especially if you like the idea of woke bastards being hung out to dry.
Login with Patreon to view this post
Lydia Tar vs. "robot" Max is probably my favorite scene in Todd Field's TAR. A UHD streamer is commercially streamable for roughly $20, and is digitally purchasable for $25.
Login with Patreon to view this post
…and still primarily making films for “the mob” — agenda-driven, social media Zellennial types.
Core message: Stop listening to the woke mob.
Is Thelma and Louise a woke movie? Not in my book. I fell in love with that Ridley Scott film when the rasta man blew marijuana smoke into the trunk that the cop was locked inside of.
Magic Mike's Last Dance (Warner Bros., 2.10.23) will hopefully be the last installment. Directed by Steven Soderbergh, written by Reid Carolin, produced by Channing Tatum and costarring Tatum and Salma Hayek (who replaced Thandiwe Newton when Tatum canned her). Tatum is 42 -- too old for this racket.
Login with Patreon to view this post